Other Half (August 2018)

Good points !The reason most people stay on this thread is for the fun, camraderie and friendships that have been created. If that is taken away, there isn't much left to the thread, the same stuff gets re-hashed over and over.

And the fact that I am a #hazegramps and have contributed much to this site and threads over the last 50 years (OK, 8) should count for something too when someone decides whether to delete a post or not.

 

hi.

I am here for the OH pecker conversations and witty banter...any i in the rite spot?

I can bring some brisket

 

#mushed

 

I thought all brisket (and brisket-complaining) was in the EQ thread. This one is all about how either 1) OH hates customers 2) bashing haze bros / #linelyfe and complaining about said lines 3) how collabs aren’t as good as old school OH, let’s stay on point here

 

I don't know how true this info is but I heard from someone that the new brewhouse they got for Brooklyn is too big so its going to their DC location instead?

 

Heard the same thing. Also that it was specifically their custom state of the art Quintuple Dry Hopper™️ that won’t fit correctly. Meaning us locals are getting fucked since they cap out at quad dry hopping on their current system

 

Is the DC thing still an option? I figured once they announced Rochester that ended the DC rumor but maybe I am wrong.

Either way that article posted a week or so ago I thought said that the tanks from BK are going to Rochester and they are getting a new 30 bbl system in BK.

 

On the flip side, the lactose storage tank is also too big so they will have to cut back on daydreams. Haze bros pouring one out in sadness.

 

Fuck I want that Small Nelson Everything so bad but I’ll be out of town.

 

So we get no 5th Anniversary IPA?

 

If 5th Anniversary isn't quintuple dry-hopped what's the point of drinking it?

 

Relax, relax -- each 4-pack will come with 4 vacuum-sealed mylar bags with a small hit of Citra lupulin powder for you to dose your beer with. Maximum Dry Hop.

 

they're just going to drop a galaxy pellet into every pour.

 

I think the uptick in production has now made its way to the stouts. If they are not barrel aged I bet they will last several days if not over a week.

 

I know - I’m trying to pretend my desperate texts to you asking how much was left (while acting like I didn’t give a shit in here) didn’t happen

 

if the mods are gonna ruin all the fun here, at the very least @rozzom you should change your avatar to that hazepecker photo.

 

Objective complete