Halle Berry's pet Octopus: NBS BIF 8

I mention wilds in my profile, so seems to remove you from my potentials list

 

Shipping west - but not as far west as Ive shipped, but close.

 

My targets state is at least 5 times the population of my state.

 

What's your definition of REALLY close?

 

Hint

My target's state/province does not have a Hopcat....mmmmm....crack fries.

 

Hint #6 - One of the beers I’ll be drinking today on NBS is strongly connected to one of my target’s wants.

Also, last call for the Eagles LIF! Guesses on today’s score need to be posted by 1pm EST today to count.

 

My target may or may not be a fan of show tunes, he or she might be known to walk around the house belting out Ethel Merman songs. Or maybe not. May or may not be from her home state. Could be I'm bored waiting for kickoff and waiting out a small hangover. No maybe about that I need a martini to make the blahs go away.

 

Maybe a click or two through town.

 

That is so perfect

 

Gravy Milkshake IPA?

 

Haul Hint
My Target will be getting a smallish box of mediocre beer.

 

Optimally served in a boat .

 

Hint #4- if my target is a football fan, I imagine he is looking forward to a game that is on later

 

Potential Haul hint - I will be reviewing a new beer after work. If I think said beer is good enough, at least one will be going into my target's box.

Also a potential Haul hint - A good friend is going next door to Wisconsin, for a long weekend with his wife, and he owes me some money. He might be getting me some Wisconsin beers. If he does, some of them might make it into your box.

 

Next Target Hint

Hint #9 - I mentioned that you might get some Wisconsin beer. Unless I screwed up, and missed it, your beer list doesn't include any Wisconsin Beer.

Previous hints:

Hint #1 - I've been to this BAs State only twice, and only because of an airport layover.
BTW: I totally hate said airport, and try to avoid it.

Target Hint #2
I've not had any beers from your state.

Target Hint #3
You're not in a state that's getting hit by the crazy aunt Flo.

Hint #4 The great comic Gilbert Gottfried did a skit on your state in one of his comedy albums.

Hint #5 - I have reviewed more beers on here than you have.

Hint #6 - You have reviewed at least one beer from my state of insanity... I mean Minnesota

Hint # 7 - I am shipping a good distance East and just a bit south from my central MN home.

Hint # 8 - You have more likes on this site, and have been here a lot longer than I have.

 

My target is getting a glass and the beer I posted today on NBS. That is if they post on NBS.....

 

I'll be headed home from work at 7pm CDT, and will be reviewing a beer that may be going to my target, if I think it's good enough.

Also, an update from my friend, and it's a really good one.

I'll just quote her

"I am ecstatic to report that the cruel person who told me my River Bend house “totally flooded” grossly exaggerated . I am going to be fine! Water did get on the carpet but I don’t feel I’ve lost very much of my personal property at all. I will need to pack it up and move it out before mold and mildew sets in but I can live with that. I received word from my tenants in Burgaw and somehow that house magically didn’t have damage though I’m not sure the flooding potential is quite over there yet."

I'm so happy for her.