Halle Berry's pet Octopus: NBS BIF 8

I believe I have figured your target out and its NOT me.

 

OUT

 

I love my baking chocolate, but it has to be unsweetened.

 

Some more hints!

#6 - one of my target's names is shared with a public space of sorts in my state
#7 - One of the names in my targets adress (can be theres, their street address, town, etc) is shared with an art history professor I took in college (thats CUNY Queens College for hthose who actually wanna check. he's still there)
#8 - adding up all the numbers in my targets Zip code, you get a multiple of four. If you keep adding the numbers until there is only one digit left, it will be a prime number
#9 If you multiply all the numbers in my targets zip code, the resulting number is a multiple of 64 as well as 96 (and of course a whole bunch of other numbers as well)
#10 - since statehood, my target's state has only executed one person
#11 - my target's state's reptile has four legs

 

Close....but no cigar. Unless the cigar is altered by recent posts....

 

Wait, What?

 

Excludes me. When it was in effect, we executed 27 people.

 

Sorry sir =/ Will say your state has surprised me like no other has with the quality of beer coming from y'all. Who would've known MN contained and was in such close proximity to some seriously impressive brews!!

 

Whats up with all this freakin math!! I mean the only math I ever truly was good at or enjoyed was Geometry.
Its only going to get this complex with me, so as it vaguely relates: The 7th number in the sequence of the of the irrational number Pi is the number of times my target has posted on this thread- I believe.

 

I thought that was from @kemoarps so my bad. I already knew I was eliminated...

 

If hint #3 is there because of John Deere's motto; and if the picture for hint #5 is there because of a song they were famous for and not the group itself; and if those two things are that way in reference to my name, then I think you are my sender.

If not, though, I am severely over-thinking things.

 

Things have really exploded here. It's crazy. Even my local brewery - Beaver Island - has really been producing great beers lately, after a rocky start. I've never been to you state, but I've been close, and the only beers from there I've had are the ones with national distro. I have enjoyed the ones I've had.

 

Fuck it, I'll do more hints even though my target doesn't seem too active here and he'll have new beer soon (box gods willing and if the creek don't rise)

Hint #7: I was scared when I saw.

Hint #8: I've quoted you a few times in a few days, but in an unusual way.
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Hint #1: At least one of your future beers (or its cap) is in my fridge.

Hint #2: The vast, vast majority of what you (whoever you are) get from me (whoever I am) will be labeled in French.

Hint #3: You have the same first name as a good friend of mine. You don't live where he does, though.

Hint #4: As far as I can tell from searching your reviewed beers you'll be receiving all beers that are new to you. Possibly also one that is equivalent to "gently used".

Hint #5: You'll be getting your box in the mail. Hopefully... (soon, too)

Hint (#6): You will be getting 3-5 beers in the top 100 for Canada. You have had at least one beer off of said list in your life. I am not sending any Unibroue.

 

Did not feel like I needed to check #10 but I did, 43 people in SC since 1985. You are off my list.

 

1: My targets State/Province are in my top 25 most reviewed States/Provinces(collectively).

2: My target has a lot of rated beers, but does not review very often. Their wants list is out of date too, as discovered with minor research.

3: My target has reviewed at least 6% as many beers as me.

 

After plowing through 3+ pages, I’m pretty I’m sending to me.

That is not a bad thing.

I will have one final clue for my target tomorrow. It will be a Hoosier doozy.

PS: Ranger is absolutely losing his shit over some squirrels up in the pine trees taunting him. If that isn’t a characteristic of a Mountain Cur (his primary breed), I don’t know what is. Golly, I do love this rambunctious dog.



PPS: he is now trying to eat the tree, apparently on the assumption that he’ll eventually get to the squirrels. I could watch this all night.

 

I know he did give a few hints, and he was called out as a sender by @akatz821 in post 520.