Halle Berry's pet Octopus: NBS BIF 8

You just reached number 1 on my very limited list

 

All I’m gonna say is, Algebra is your friend.

 

I am pretty sure I meet all these criteria.

 

Haul hint #2. Target, these boxes aren’t for you, but you will be getting some of the beers in this shot.

 

Who still has me on their potential sender list? I'll try to pick a few of you off with some targeted hints.

 

I’ve scratched you off, but would welcome some targeted hints from the Washington and California BAs @beertunes @kemoarps @2beerdogs @Bum4ever

 

This would be a good time for anyone who thinks they are still my victim to let me know if you are not a fan of potato chips. Especially bbq style. Might seem like a odd question, but...

 

I know for a fact I will be so probably should just play it safe. I also have proper glassware thanks to @Roguer

 

The League of The Tired and Cranky Unite!

 

I would like to substitute a nice Michigan shirt for the brewery swag to my target. I would also like said target to wear it and take a picture in it (smiling of course) . Picture should be posted in the thread for everyone to see it in its glory.

Any chance this is doable????

@beertunes @WesMantooth

I assume no one would be offended......

 

It would take a lot of alcohol and poor life choices just to get anything in my house let alone on my body. My dogs are trained to shred anything blue. As far as photographic evidence of me in something? More likely to see me pay off your car loan.

 

Not even for fun?

Now I know you weren’t lying about where you went to school.......

 

Obviously. Only ****s don’t. But I said to let me know if you’re not a fan. C’mon. Focus now.

 

Everyone knows that regular chips are the worst. What’s wrong with you???

 

Target, let me know that you enjoy coffee beer by liking this post. Otherwise I will exclude them. Also, I’m going out for a second pick-up run tonight after work. That is all, for now.

 

On the topic of potato chips, dark russets are clearly the best. I still remember growing up when there would be a stray dark chip or two per bag that got past the qc folks, and those were the tastiest and much sought after. Nowadays you can get whole bags of those wonder nuggets! It's a golden age, fellas!