Halle Berry's pet Octopus: NBS BIF 8

I think I'm sending 5 boxes on Monday, but none to my target here. Two are ninjas, but neither are going to anyone in this BIF. Does that count?

 

Forget the other guy. I’m your target now.

 

Looks Like I need to narrow the gap.
1 HInt East of the Mississippi River
2. Within A Thousand Miles of my last Target.
3. It borders the Atlantic Ocean.

 

After drinking beers for the last few hours I could use a couple of tacos!

 

I think you're missing @Dwood1466
His only hint is North. Far north or something like that

 

Hint #1: I checked my target's beer ticks and my task is daunting!
Hint #2: My target's state has more interstate highways than mine does.
Hint #3: One president was primarily associated with my state. The same for my target.
Hint #4: All of the colors found on my target's state's flag are also found on my state's flag.
Hint #5: The population of New Jersey is about 1.35 times that of my target's state but the largest city in my target's state has more than 3 times as many residents as the largest city in New Jersey.
Hint #6: More than one university in my state belongs to a D-1 sports conference that includes at least one university in my target's state. This doesn't mean they all belong to the same conference
Hint #8: See Post #1237. A university in my state is in the same conferences as Ovaltine's alma mater.
Hint #9: Student athletes from an educational institution near my target played a dramatic role in one of my favorite films. But I have no reason to assume that any of them were Irish or Catholic.

 

Keep hope alive!

 

She looks kinda hot. But the dancing drops her rating a bit. HAHA

 

Like it. Was heading that direction anyhow. I hate wining but Im really dissapointed. I really have some nice stuff.

 

Kinda like they bounce packages in general.

An old friend worked for UPS for a while. He said they pronounced it, "Oops."

 

Love that episode!

 

I'll help you out, Minnesota is close...but another M state is closer.

 

I'm in for a ninja box

 

Mew Jersey ???

 

Those are fuXLing awesome clues.

 

I can get a ninja out Monday

 

I don't get it, but it sure is funny!