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Your target would have to be a real schmuck to fixate on the weight like that .

 

I hope @FlintB likes the looks, may be some similar. Other than the BW, I’m sure he’s not into BW

And the Florence Puncheon is so good, enjoy!

 

Awesome boxes @Roguer @Blackop555 and @jhavs !

 

I agree with you completely! Amazing work.

 

So the mrs calls me to inform me that there is a monster of a box on our porch. I call her bluff by asking to tell me the return address. She can’t make out any of it except for the zip code. So I google it to see who’s trying to break my shit.

Upon googles result for said zip code all I can say is....



Hell fucking no am I ready for this.......

I will assess the damage and report back ASAP.

Would someone care to explain themselves????

 

Who started a war?

 

Off to Untappd to stalk you!

Great hit @Roguer ! Let me know if you need help with those, Justin.

Holy cow @jhavs, that's just beautiful.

Atta boy @Blackop555 ! They can't hit what they can't see.

I've never in my life had such a swing of emotions in two sentences. So high, so very low. I never dared to hope you would send Aaron, but teasing me with it is just cruel. Lol, I need to get out of this office and into some beer.

 

I mean, could be from any of a lot of people. That's what happens when you make enemies and declare war.

 

Yeah but I do have YOUR address!!!

 

Decided there’s no time like the present to pop the one beer from today’s haul I’ve tried before. Better than I remember! Rich chocolate, nice char, a little coffee and a little red wine in the aroma and taste, with a smooth feel and a great bitter aftertaste. Great stuff I’ll definitely be on the lookout for the next time I’m in the Pacific Northwest. Thanks, @beertunes!

 

Even I’m jealous of that box! Great work @Blackop555

Its beginning to be stout season here, these’ll do just fine.

 

Are you SURE? Or do you have an address I put on a box that I labeled at home and dropped off at Walgreen's?

 

As soon as the 7th cease fire expires. The cannons will be aimed at my southern neighbor two states away. And destruction will be Swift and complete. Just saying your porch might be FFF*cked

 

Well at some point someone at this address is getting beer!!

 

Any retaliation might result in a second heavier bombardment. Should stop whilst your ahead

 

@FlintB did....

We shall see who is FFFuct.....

See above^^^^

 

I never stop while I am ahead!!! My wife tells me all the time I would cut off my nose to spite my face and she is right!! I just been browsing wants and such seeing what's going on. no need to get too nervous just yet!!

 

Speaking of wants, yours are lacking. Guess I’ll just go SWTFYW on your porch.