Halle Berry's pet Octopus: NBS BIF 8

Hope you enjoy! Should be another box on its way next week. Also I would not recommend drinking both those blind beers on the same day, they are not light.

 

Next NBS BIF... Halle Berry's pet octopus slap to my face.

I mean come on, who wouldn't want that slap to the face.

 

Well, Sir. A responsible NBS BIFfer should ensure quality. To do so, necessitates knowing what you are sending.
And on a side note, one should stay hydrated.

 

Now, I'm curious.

 

Mine too...Mainly to his liver.

 

32lbs?!? 32 lbs?!? Dude, I think you are fine!!! Send me half of that, and I'll sing your praises to High Heaven!

 

Ammunition for the coming war

 

What a douche!

 

I guess spending time in the middle of the ocean gave him time to strategize! Jeez @Roguer

 

Wow. @jhavs I've had Everett...amazing. I think it'd blow open the mind of many who don't think much of porters.

And, I've only heard great things about Aaron.

 

I hate Illinois ****s!

 

Ha not opposed!

It's true. It seems like these things always correlate pretty directly with a massive spike in my drinking... both before (for the research) and after (for the fruits of someone's labours). It ain't no joke!

Hey! Wait a minute! You don't know me maaaaaan... except insofar as you ARE me and we are all one together. woahhhhhhh

 

Hey @CanConPhilly , how do you feel about bocks? Just wondering.

 

You'll get no disagreement here

 

I’ve been hit again! I don’t know who fired this missile but I’m assuming @2beerdogs or @Bum4ever given the California-focused breweries.

I’ve never even heard of 3 of these breweries! All 6 beers are new to me.
- Offshoot One(?)
- Bruery Double Chocolate Sprinkles
- Offshoot Double Fist Bump
- Bootleggers Brutasaurus Rex
- Chapman Rock n’ Roll Lifestyle

Whoever is responsible, show yourself! Pennsylvania will not stand for this aggression, and there will be payback!

 

Haven’t had a whole lot of bocks, but I dig em! Really I dig everything but weed beers...despite what @thebeers might say.

 

Well my meager, early Hint contributions were a bit hurried and lacking n creativity. I think you called me out on my second hint, so I had to obfuscate. Ah shit, I had to lie. Then put in a few broader hints that included Michigan (southern Michigan, northern Indiana region for those of you not familiar). Then I think you bought my lie, big time, and took me off your list of potential senders. So then I started trying again, getting more obvious: the Long Duck Dong clip, etc.
I feel like a dick. I usually put so much more into the hints. I LOVE that part of the BIF.
So enjoy. I was hoping you never tried the Rue 'd Floyd. It was just too perfect that I still had one, and it represents one of my favorite local breweries and your favorite breweries.

There's more to come.
BTW, what are you referring to by "days of the week?"

 

Question for the Illinois/Minnesota/South insurrection. Strategically, would it better to strike back at those that have attacked us, or should we hit their allies since they won’t be expecting it?

I’m talking after the ceasefire, of course.

 

I see you chose the wrong side. Prepare for impact.. Today

 

This wasn’t me.