Bourbon County 2018

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  1. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    Yeah, I left that blank. I bet @Quilentro wrote a Caldecott award winning piece though.
     
    #701 flat_lander, Oct 2, 2018
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  2. jlsims04

    jlsims04 Initiate (0) Jul 14, 2013 Illinois

    i wonder if i wax poetic about the hours in line it will give me better chances lol.
     
    #702 jlsims04, Oct 2, 2018
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  3. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    My mules always lose
    Why must I submit daily?
    End the torture now
     
    #703 flat_lander, Oct 2, 2018
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  4. Beer_Economicus

    Beer_Economicus Pooh-Bah (2,698) Apr 8, 2017 Ohio
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    I haven't looked up the number of syllables, but I hope this fits:

    Mules drink Prop
    Pop Prop don't stop
    Vanilla is fire
     
    #704 Beer_Economicus, Oct 2, 2018
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  5. Jason1221

    Jason1221 Zealot (678) Apr 7, 2015 Illinois
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    Gran-mules are the best
    How do I hire some more?
    Damn You Max Profits!
     
    #705 Jason1221, Oct 2, 2018
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  6. Jplachy

    Jplachy Pooh-Bah (1,848) Feb 12, 2012 Illinois
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    Why did I even enter?
    I am very very important!
    Just let me in please!
     
    #706 Jplachy, Oct 2, 2018
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  7. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    There's no going back
    Once the 'nilla hits your lips
    My neckbeard is strong
     
    #707 flat_lander, Oct 2, 2018
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  8. Zoomslowik

    Zoomslowik Savant (1,148) Mar 17, 2016 Illinois
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    Prop Day sounds like fun.
    Plus I could avoid some lines.
    Damn it! Lost again.
     
    #708 Zoomslowik, Oct 2, 2018
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  9. whatruDOINdragic

    whatruDOINdragic Zealot (694) Aug 22, 2013 Tennessee
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    God, I hope I win
    Else it's Black Friday line with
    Fedora Dingus
     
    #709 whatruDOINdragic, Oct 2, 2018
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  10. jlsims04

    jlsims04 Initiate (0) Jul 14, 2013 Illinois

    yea. why the daily bull shit.
    just make it one entry per person, need your drivers license number. Winner must attend.
     
    #710 jlsims04, Oct 2, 2018
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  11. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Tis' a whaling fest,
    Black lacing on the snifter,
    Maybe next year, dude...
     
    #711 HouseofWortship, Oct 2, 2018
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  12. Jason1221

    Jason1221 Zealot (678) Apr 7, 2015 Illinois
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    :stuck_out_tongue: This thread...
     
    #712 Jason1221, Oct 2, 2018
  13. kylenabilcy

    kylenabilcy Crusader (411) Aug 10, 2010 Wisconsin

    No Prop, I grant, but
    No such thing as lines up here
    I love Wisconsin
     
    #713 kylenabilcy, Oct 2, 2018
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  14. JFresh21

    JFresh21 Savant (1,036) Mar 6, 2012 Illinois
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    The whales are back
    Goose is pleasing the masses
    Beer is infected
     
    #714 JFresh21, Oct 2, 2018
  15. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
    Trader

    My faith was nigh lost
    but the forum propped me up
    Hope for the future
     
    #715 Quilentro, Oct 2, 2018
  16. Beer_Economicus

    Beer_Economicus Pooh-Bah (2,698) Apr 8, 2017 Ohio
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Why the Haiku
    A Limerick seems more fun
    Blame Flat_lander
     
    #716 Beer_Economicus, Oct 2, 2018
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  17. kylenabilcy

    kylenabilcy Crusader (411) Aug 10, 2010 Wisconsin

    Go for it. Degree of difficulty: you can't rhyme "county" with "bounty" or "whale" with "fail."
     
    #717 kylenabilcy, Oct 2, 2018
  18. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
    Trader

    There once was a complainer from Indiana
    He lusted after that barrel aged mana
    He hit the lottery for prop
    But he won’t get a drop
    ‘Cause he choked on last year’s banana
     
    #718 Quilentro, Oct 2, 2018
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  19. Beer_Economicus

    Beer_Economicus Pooh-Bah (2,698) Apr 8, 2017 Ohio
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Lol'd for real at that.
     
    #719 Beer_Economicus, Oct 2, 2018
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  20. stevegoz

    stevegoz Savant (1,122) May 5, 2008 Illinois
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    I suspect that GI is setting aside a certain number of Prop Day lottery winning slots to those who submit the "best" BCBS "stories." Or that they'll use them to select second-round winners. This is purely guesswork on my part.
     
    #720 stevegoz, Oct 2, 2018
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