Thickest non barrel aged stout

All of the recent Horus releases. Goshawks Grasp, Territory, Beans and Proper Dose have all had great viscosity.

 

Isn’t Ten Fidy the standard for motor oil?

 

It's been years since I have it but I recall Mackeson XXX as being pretty chewy.

I think it should be close, but isn't Old Engine Oil more logical? (Although I don't recall it being as chewy as Mackeson XXX.) https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/323/875/

 

Ten Fidy quickly comes to mind.

Bell's Expedition Stout was thick, at least based on my memory. I was pretty new to beer at that point (still haven't formally reviewed it either).

Founder's Imperial Stout and Mother's MILF are both thick.

 

Hill Farmstead Everett which is a Robust Porter is very thick (chewy). If you can buy this beer, do it!

Cheers!

 

Founders Imperial stout

*tops Fidy in my book *

 

Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout tops both on them in my book.

 

For sure! FIS! And honestly, Ten FIDY is not that good.

 

Normal 'ol Yeti is incredibly dense. No clue if it has been reformulated over the years, but Stone's used to be up there.

 

I agree with a lot of these posts so far, but I will also add Evil Twin Even More Jesus.

 

Forgot about Yeti! Reeeallly good stuff.
Althought more chalky to me than most stouts, it is incredibly filling.
Still FIS FTW (imo)

 

Idk about both, maybe one out the 2

 

I would vote for the masterpiece that is Evil Twin's Even More Jesus.

 

Summit Dark Infusión.

Evil Twin Imperial Biscotti Chili Hazelnut Break and Toppling Goliath Rover Truck are runners-up.

 

Also: Christmas Eve At A New York City Hotel Room

 

Grimm Artisan Ales Sumi stouts are pretty thick.
Praire Bomb is pretty thick
For my money TenFidy is still fantastic
Yeti was already mentioned

 

Teeeeennnnn Fiiidddddyyyyyyyyy

 

My last Ten Fidy was a disastrous soy bomb, I'll never ever be able to drink one again. That was just foul to the extreme.