Candy Corn Beer

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  1. jmdrpi

    jmdrpi Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,989) Dec 11, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    #1 jmdrpi, Oct 18, 2018
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    SudsDoctor Pooh-Bah (1,739) Nov 23, 2008 New York
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    :scream::rage::nauseated_face:
     
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  3. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    I love candy corn. I think I'll go buy a bag and French-press it with some TenFIDY. Hell, I might even buy a Randall and drive to Wisconsin for a keg of Spotted Cow. What could possibly go wrong? :grinning::wink:
     
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  4. Ahonky

    Ahonky Initiate (0) Feb 13, 2018 New York

    So I basically went my whole life avoiding candy corn...and for no good reason...and I am in no way a picky eater. I had my first candy corn last week. Now I love those little ************s.
     
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  5. DISKORD

    DISKORD Initiate (0) Feb 28, 2017 South Carolina

    Candy Corn's texture and flavor are awful. No thanks!
     
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  6. SudsDoctor

    SudsDoctor Pooh-Bah (1,739) Nov 23, 2008 New York
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    Never liked those "those little ************s", and I've certainly got a sweet tooth. Texture and flavor just turn me off.
     
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  7. TongoRad

    TongoRad Grand Pooh-Bah (3,884) Jun 3, 2004 New Jersey
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    Wait a second...isn't candy corn essentially gelatinized corn syrup? Well, at least we can't complain about the improper use of the term 'adjunct' with this one :wink:.
     
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  8. Ranbot

    Ranbot Pooh-Bah (2,463) Nov 27, 2006 Pennsylvania
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    I usually eat one piece of candy corn every year just to confirm that I still hate them.

    I would try a candy corn beer just to confirm that I hate it (....and satisfy my curiosity)
     
    #8 Ranbot, Oct 18, 2018
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  9. riegler

    riegler Crusader (427) Apr 30, 2015 Iowa

    Never enjoyed candy corn until i had it mixed with peanuts. Tastes exactly like a Payday candy bar. Still wouldn't seek out a candy corn beer!
     
    #9 riegler, Oct 18, 2018
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  10. MarshallBirdhouse

    MarshallBirdhouse Initiate (0) Feb 19, 2013 Kentucky
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    I'm convinced that whoever invented candy corn put out one batch however many years ago and people are still eating through it.
     
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  11. Ranbot

    Ranbot Pooh-Bah (2,463) Nov 27, 2006 Pennsylvania
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    A sweetened AAL would make a lot of sense for "candy corn beer."

    Hmmm... :thinking_face:...sweetened AAL, like maybe a Lactose AAL? New style anyone? We can abbreviate it to LAAL. And I will LOL. :smirk:
     
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  12. AZBeerDude72

    AZBeerDude72 Initiate (0) Jun 10, 2016 Arizona

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  13. TongoRad

    TongoRad Grand Pooh-Bah (3,884) Jun 3, 2004 New Jersey
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    Yeah, all kidding aside, that sounds like it's pretty much what they did.
     
    #13 TongoRad, Oct 18, 2018
  14. jmdrpi

    jmdrpi Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,989) Dec 11, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    Is that you, Lewis Black?
     
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  15. MoreBeer4me

    MoreBeer4me Initiate (0) Aug 25, 2014 New Jersey

    List of things beer should never be made with or inspired from.

    #1 Candy Corn
     
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  16. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    Snowstorm?
     
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  17. cmiller4642

    cmiller4642 Maven (1,399) Aug 17, 2013 West Virginia

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  18. Sabtos

    Sabtos Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,920) Dec 15, 2015 Ohio
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    This wins the internet today for me--cracking me the hell up
     
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  19. Hoos78

    Hoos78 Maven (1,327) Mar 3, 2015 Ohio

    Yeah, they are weird. No real discernible flavor, other than sweet. That said, when they are around, I tend to eat them. 300 calories before you have any idea what hit you...
     
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  20. Bitterbill

    Bitterbill Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,036) Sep 14, 2002 Wyoming
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    Candy Corn, a spawn of the devil. Just like fruit cake. No.
     
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