Beer Lingo Dictionary

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by SierraNevallagash, Nov 4, 2018.

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  1. mudbug

    mudbug Pooh-Bah (1,762) Mar 27, 2009 Oregon
    Pooh-Bah

    Winner
     
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  2. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    This is one of my personal favorites, right up there alongside fridge turd.
     
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  3. SierraNevallagash

    SierraNevallagash Initiate (0) Sep 23, 2018 Maine
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    Brett:
    Short for Brettanomyces - a strain of yeast, often innoculated spontaneously in a setting such as a barrel or coolship, that produces a vast array of flavors, lending depth to the beer. These flavors most commonly translate as a strong, musty, overripe/fermented fruit character. It is a common misconception that Brett leads to "sourness" in a beer - an effect more commonly caused by lactobacillus, another yeast strain. In short: stop saying "it has a wonderful brett tartness"

    Damn...I feel like I used more lingo that warrants defining.
     
  4. jzeilinger

    jzeilinger Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,847) Dec 4, 2004 Pennsylvania
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    Kinda like dumping an infected bottle of overpriced Bourbon County Stout down the drain. It was that bad, screw the cool factor and call a spade a spade. My taste buds have better things to experience with their limited time here on earth. (I see your point :slight_smile: but sometimes a mercy pour is required, some view it as cool and I view it as a total loss and not worth muddling through.)
     
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  5. dennis3951

    dennis3951 Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2008 New Jersey

    cheap
     
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  6. Amendm

    Amendm Pooh-Bah (2,589) Jun 7, 2018 Rhode Island
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    Haze Bomb: 1. Noun. A beer so turbid and orange it appears opaque, sometimes with sediment and little chunks.
    Some folks love um, some want to see them wiped off the face of the earth.
     
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  7. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
    In Memoriam Pooh-Bah Trader

    Which leads to my entry:

    NDS (NEIPA Derangement Syndrome) The anger and resultant feelings of unease and disassociation triggered in sufferers by being alive in a world that includes the NEIPA style of beer. It is commonly expressed as ritualized name calling in response to imaginary stimuli.

    See also: Personality Disorder, Hypersensitivity Disorder
     
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  8. Snowcrash000

    Snowcrash000 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,041) Oct 4, 2017 Germany
    Mod Team Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Beer Traditionalist: Someone who only drinks Lagers and then lectures you on how these are a very subtle style that your feeble palate could never appreciate because it has been destroyed by drinking too many devil IPAs and is now unable to even pick up on these fine nuances. Generally rejects change and will frequently fondly refer to the good old days. Also hates and feels threatened by all modern beer styles because they already take up all the shelf space and will surely destroy all traditional beer entirely eventually. Is convinced that craft brewers do not use additional ingredients out of creativity but laziness instead, because they lack the skill to brew a subtle, nuanced beer like only zee Germans truly can.
     
  9. BrewsOverHoes

    BrewsOverHoes Grand Pooh-Bah (3,509) Nov 17, 2013 Georgia
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    So you’re saying it wasn’t quaffable?
     
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  10. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I much prefer the way more accurate Murkbomb. Those beers are not, by any definition, hazy.
     
  11. BayAreaJoe

    BayAreaJoe Pooh-Bah (1,724) Nov 23, 2017 California
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    The person who loves and wants to drink nothing but um, still making it to all the haze releases in an undersized t-shirt is knows as a hazeboi (pl. hazeboiz).
     
  12. SudsDoctor

    SudsDoctor Pooh-Bah (1,739) Nov 23, 2008 New York
    Society Pooh-Bah

    A masochist.
     
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  13. mickyge

    mickyge Grand Pooh-Bah (4,232) Nov 1, 2014 Massachusetts
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    Alcoholic?:wink:
     
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  14. mickyge

    mickyge Grand Pooh-Bah (4,232) Nov 1, 2014 Massachusetts
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    What does Dank mean exactly?
     
  15. rudiecantfail

    rudiecantfail Pooh-Bah (1,927) Aug 9, 2011 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah

    Oh my, you're about to get demoted from Crusader to Initiate. Wait'll the IPA guys see this!!
     
  16. LADEDA

    LADEDA Initiate (0) Jul 29, 2014 Florida

    Crack: The act of opening a beer. (Verb usage only).
    Seek out: Look for by shopping or surfing.
    Surfing: What the Beach Boys liked to do.
    Chugging: Now yer talkin'.
     
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  17. MoreBeer4me

    MoreBeer4me Initiate (0) Aug 25, 2014 New Jersey

    I'll nominate one of my own original terms. Feel free to use it!

    "Schnifty" A cheap, somewhat non-mainstream swill session beer. Schaefer, Old Milwaukee, Genesee, Pabst, Keystone, Rolling Rock, etc.

    "Schnift" In reference to only one brand of Schnifty. "Let's grab a Schnift".

    Note: Beers along the lines of Budweiser and Coors usually don't qualify as a Schnifty as they're far too widely consumed.
     
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  18. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    The scent and feel of a serial killers basement.
     
  19. TongoRad

    TongoRad Grand Pooh-Bah (3,884) Jun 3, 2004 New Jersey
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Only if they have a sack of sticky nugs down there :wink:,
     
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  20. rozzom

    rozzom Pooh-Bah (2,620) Jan 22, 2011 New York
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Boss Pour - slowly filling your glass right up to the brim to result in absolutely zero head. The effect is your OJ-looking/tasting beer appearing even more OJ-like on Instagram therefore garnering double the likes
     
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