Campfire beer caramelizer

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  1. izzyismyrott

    izzyismyrott Savant (1,052) Jan 5, 2015 Indiana
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    My wife was telling me about this and it sounds interesting. Has anyone tried it and how was it?
    Cheers
    Jake
     
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  2. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    You mean this? Purists may argue that you are adulterating the beer, altering it from what the brewer intended. I happen to like 'smores beers, so I'm wondering too. The two 5.0 reviews are pretty worthless, since the buyers were leaving feedback on a gift they bought and have no personal experience with - and we don't know if they know anything about real beer.

    https://www.uncommongoods.com/product/campfire-beer-caramelizer

    BTW - at this time of year, I get to fearing that someone, knowing I am "into beer" will buy me some of these beer accessories. Rather than have to act appreciative for something I'll never use, I make it a point to give my family a list of beer things I do want - specific beers, shirts, glasses, etc. So far this has worked. One time my daughter went to a liquor store and asked for a mixed six for someone that likes that beer with the baby on it (FBS). That was pretty decent, an assortment of craft stouts.
     
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  3. Junior

    Junior Pooh-Bah (1,883) May 23, 2015 Michigan
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    I had to google this too. It's available on Amazon for $35. The two reviewers there both gave it 5 stars. It comes with these paraphrased instructions:

    1. Start campfire.
    2. Place stainless steel end in campfire for 20 minutes.
    3. When the tip is red-hot, remove from fire and place into beer for 2-3 seconds.
    4. Enjoy your still cold beer.

    Seems interesting.
     
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  4. thebeers

    thebeers Grand Pooh-Bah (5,837) Sep 10, 2014 Pennsylvania
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    There is a special German name for these hot pokers used in beer that I can’t remember. In the oldie times in this country, they used to have “flips” which, as I understand it, were rum, beer and sugar frothed up with a hot poker.

    I tried a homemade version of the hot poker in a Schwarzbier once. It gave it a nice toasted caramel flavor and a little frothy head. Fun to try. I did worry about potentially breaking the glass by accidentally hearing it too rapidly, but was careful.

    Alcohol and red hot pokers = fun.
     
  5. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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  6. GetMeAnIPA

    GetMeAnIPA Pooh-Bah (2,559) Mar 28, 2009 California
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    I’ll just buy a campfire stout by high water and save myself some money. Also, save someone from burning themselves.

    Sounds like a novelty. Would be good once or twice but I would rather just drink my beer as is.
     
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  7. donspublic

    donspublic Grand Pooh-Bah (3,552) Aug 4, 2014 Texas
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    Man I watched the videos on that and think, ok
    1. red hot poker
    2. people drinking
    3. people drinking sticking red hot poker into beer while others hold the glass
    Sorry, I think if this becomes very popular it could become nightmare.
     
  8. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,348) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    What are we supposed to do with our spare time in the absence of lawn darts? This sounds like a worthy replacement.
     
  9. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    It's been a while since I've heard of a beer using this technique, but......

    There's an old technique that brewers would use of heating up stones in a fire until they were glowing hot, and then dropping them into the system, to get a certain caramel/smoke/candy aspect.

    IIRC, depending when you added the stones (mash, boil, primary, secondary, whenever) differing results would be obtained.

    This item seems, in my eyes, no different than using a French press, with whatever flavors, to mimic the flavors of certain beers. Shrug.

    Also, I am firmly in favor of giving idiots, especially drunk ones, dangerous toys.
     
  10. BruChef

    BruChef Maven (1,277) Nov 8, 2009 New York
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    Steinbier. I remember this dude in my homebrew club who made one once. Pretty cool concept.
     
  11. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    The good thing about steinbier is that you add the hot object(s) to it BEFORE you pour it into a glass vessel.
     
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  12. jesskidden

    jesskidden Grand Pooh-Bah (3,145) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    Shane Welch (late of Sixpoint) did an elaborate video of their Stein Beer process:
     
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  13. Snowcrash000

    Snowcrash000 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,041) Oct 4, 2017 Germany
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    It's called a "Bierstachel" (beer stinger), the act of using one of these to caramelize beer is called "stacheln".
     
  14. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    Think of the wasted beer that sizzles away into the atmosphere when poked.

    Think of the warm/hot beer that you now have in front of you. Ugh!

    Think of the wasted beer when you decide to dump it.

    Why waste good beer?

    And why use bad/cheap beer to try this only to make it worse than bad (and waste it too)?

    (Can you tell that I'm not a romantic, and that I'm a cheapskate?)
     
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  15. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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  16. Ranbot

    Ranbot Pooh-Bah (2,463) Nov 27, 2006 Pennsylvania
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    $35 is a fair price if you wanted a bierstacheln or loggerhead, if you're not hung up on the product name. I looked for something like this about a year ago after reading the discussion @zid posted above of German bierstachenls and colonial America/English flips. Everything I found then was stupidly expensive and/or had outrageous shipping fees, and I didn't have the patience to try to custom order one from a local blacksmith. (#firstworldproblems) I don't expect this to make beer any "better" but it's history intrigues me, and finding this at a bar or restaurant is very unlikely. So, it's my Amazon "wishlist" now and by spring I'll probably have a new toy for drinking beers around my patio fireplace.
     
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  17. AZBeerDude72

    AZBeerDude72 Initiate (0) Jun 10, 2016 Arizona

    You will have to post a pic or vid of that, would be curious to watch and see how it came out.
     
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  18. Prince_Casual

    Prince_Casual Savant (1,236) Nov 3, 2012 District of Columbia
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    I had no idea this was a thing, but I want no part of it.
     
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  19. MoreBeer4me

    MoreBeer4me Initiate (0) Aug 25, 2014 New Jersey

    I always stick a red hot poker in my beer. Doesn't everyone?
     
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  20. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    A one foot chunk of rebar is cheap! Just drill a hole in a chunk of 2x4 for a handle.
     
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