dang it is cold and everyone is stuck inside so please answer this important question: “If a frost quake occurs near you, and out of the yawning crevasse comes a lumbering, formerly slumbering and currently yawning (crevasse-like) yeti - what beer on hand will you prudently proffer with the utmost alacrity to avoid becoming a yetisnack?”
-Espresso Oak Aged Yeti -Some Jack Links (F those guys, stop messin' w/ his relatives) -A seat on my couch to watch some Trailer Park Boys with me, starting with the episode where Bubbles keeps talking about Samsquanch.
Still got 2 cans of Double Stack left aside from the one I’m drinking right now. Speaking of which, this tastes awfully like Bean Spirit. Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Seeing that the f in "fever" was not capitalized, and who OP was, I knew it had more substance than that. #grammarwars And isn't Cabin Fever from New Holland?
Never had New Glarus Cabin Fever. But New Holland's Cabin Fever is one of my favorite local brown ales. Besides Bell's Best Brown Ale. But back to the original posts question... I would... well, throw him a Yeti duuuh But since I dont have any. Prolly end up a Yeti snack. Cuz I aint wasting no beer on a punk ass snow monkey looking for a free hand out.
Those Yetis are not too bright. I thought they headed to Florida to hang with the Skunk Apes during the winter. Anyway, I've got an extra Hopslam I would offer if he would help with snow shoveling.
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