Bowl Pick ‘Em ‘18

Well done Johny boy, very well done! You never disappoint. I purposely didn’t draft you, once again, so someone else could enjoy your generosity but next year you’re fucked (and not the way you want to be). I pretty much enjoy anything minus old hops, Malort and yeasty belgian beers. We also get the standard CC beers in TX now. Thanks in advance.

 

Jerk.

 

Got this little gem from fuck stick “Mr Dong” aka @FFFjunkie. Already tapped into the hops which were delicious. I used to trade for Dark Star on a regular basis but haven’t had it in a few years, can’t wait to see what I think of it now. The others are all very interesting and new to me.

Thanks asshole for a sweet box loaded with variety! Looking forward to beating you next year, hopefully you’ll join the regular season NCAA BIF so you can ship me 2 boxes.

Cheers!

 

These beauties arrived today courtesy of @macrosmatic Thanks man, we get CC in TX now (luckily) but I’ve never had any of these. Probably gonna crack the Calusa in the near future. Cheers!

 

Lol, unfinreal. How you can pitch that shit on someone else is beyond me. On the other hand, my wife swears she likes it and that is the type of BULLSHIT description she would give to some poor soul/liver.

On another note, Johnny Boy, I literally had somewhat of a lucid nightmare last night where I thought I woke up and it was March. I had completely forgot about my/your avatar expiring before I could say good bye and it hurt me.

After that nightmare, I’m not sure if I should keep giving you the same “fountain of youth” avatar or a an updated and less impressive “copy cat” version after I whoop your ass year after year after year. Just think, one day I will be as old as you and can do the same pose with my saggy teets and gray hair just so you don’t forget who your college football daddy is.

The Masters is mine this year MF’er!

 

Oh hell no, I’m always in the the Masters and most of the majors. Think I missed The Open (British) one year.

 

Listen, I specialize in college football. Golf is fun but last year I was traveling a bit and wasn’t able to watch most of the last two majors therefore making not fun.

College football also requires more skill because there are several games a week, with a spread or confidence points, and you actually get to pick your teams unlike drafting only golfers that are available.

Golf is more of a crap shoot no matter who you pick. As I said, very fun, my second favorite BIF category but any hack can win that on any given Sunday. I do need a W though to add to my resume, a Grand Slam would be perfect, may have to retire from that BIF when, not if, it happens. It’s my white whale.

 

I got fucked by Buffalo, I’ll never forget that. I could have placed if it weren’t for those losers blowing such a big lead with hardly any time left in the game.

You also conveniently forgot to mention me taking 1st two years in a row in the Bowl BIF. Let me know when you have just one championship ring and then I may actually listen to half of what you say.