NBO : SLOPPY SECONDS

I wish I came up with this!

But now I just wish I knew who did..

As of now though, my porch is safe. Even though my zip code isn’t...

 

So. How long do eggs last in the mail? Asking for a friend whose super into eggs but lives in NY with no chickens nearby. Aka myself. I’m asking cause I love eggs. Also. Made a dope rum old fashioned courtesy of @FlintB
But ya, eggs are my favorite.

 

So are chicken eggs the best? Or do duck eggs trump chickens? How do emus rank on the scale? Without an Untappd like function my guidance in this egg game is minimum!

 

We are the only country that refrigerates eggs. Fine at room temperature for a long time. The eggs you buy at a grocery store are probably 1-2 months old by the time you get them.

 

The app is by invite only and currently in Beta testing.

 

I just trademarked the name “Uncracked”

 

UnCrackd

Need the cool kid forget about the last vowel for the app vibe.

 

I immediately regretted not being able to edit my first pass. Yours is much better

 

sooo are we getting targets..... Once I get these boxes done I can start the Can Can BIF again. LOL

 

from first post:
Time frame. Out of respect for other BIFs and to allow people to think it over the sign up will end April 15th. Targets will be assigned that week and boxes will be due no later than June 14th. The shop/ship window will be ~7-8 weeks. This will give everyone plenty of time to gather supplies.

 

cmon @FrankenMiller you run a BIF don't be that guy haha read the first page with the rules lol

 

I’m no detective, but I’ve watched my share of scooby doo and even read some Sherlock Holmes stories.

With the recent attacks, and my zip code being compromised, I have decided to launch an investigation.

Will I get anywhere? Probably not. Will this investigation lead to a stop of the attacks? No, I highly doubt it. So I suggest everybody be safe and have the neighbors watch your porch.

I’m starting off with the information that six people here have my address, two of which I hit with unexpected boxes and would likely want retaliation, one of which was one of the victims of this attack (@CanConPhilly I’m still not ruling you out)

Here we go.

 

Simple logistics-- too much going on brother. I will get it up soon enough.

 

.....LBI

That's what she said........

LBO.......

 

If she is the one getting it up, sounds like you are having an interesting retirement!

 

Duck eggs, if cooked correctly, are superior. But it’s all bc of that yolk, the white is finicky. Aka, yolk is superior, and duck yolks are unreal. This is a fact. My opinion. But a fact

 

Awesome!

ISO: eggs from your backyard fowls
FT: beer? Unclear if it’s an even trade tbh. Eggs>beer. Also guys please actually make ubcrackd a thing. I’m on like...8 types of eggs and counting this would be the funniest app.

 

@brutalfarce , this will not end well for you.