Dark Lord Day (2019)

Discussion in 'Great Lakes' started by Quilentro, May 16, 2018.

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  1. deleted_user_1007501

    deleted_user_1007501 Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2015

    kind of a non sequitur at this point, but Ive been chuckling hard at this post for a while, makes me crack a smile any time I think of it. Also a few eisbocks deep...fuck it, it’s monday.
     
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  2. BrandonK

    BrandonK Crusader (416) Jul 15, 2012 Indiana
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    Maximum “come at me bro”

    Also, I don’t know if the eyeholes of the mask matching the shark’s nostrils was intentional but it is the perfect touch!
     
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  3. RexKramer

    RexKramer Initiate (0) Jan 19, 2011 Illinois

  4. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    The facebooks is saying the site was down and to expect something to be updated.

    I’ve been sitting here hitting refresh for an hour.
    Nothing yet.

    I’ll keep you baby sharks updated.
     
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  5. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    #teambabybeluga
     
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  6. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    Sharks eat whalez.
    Good luck winning that interpretive dance off.

    Ha
     
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  7. Sabtos

    Sabtos Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,920) Dec 15, 2015 Ohio
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    Orca says hi
     
  8. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    Is that a Tiberian Dawn reference?
     
  9. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    Orcas eating great whites was a very isolated incident.
    Psychotic orcas. Forgetting their roles.

    Great whites are built for violence speed and momentum.

    Belugas are built for silly songs.
     
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  10. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    If this causes @Sabtos to cosplay as a psychotic, orcish Orca hellbent on leading an uprising at Dark Lord Day, you deserve a trophy.
     
  11. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    [​IMG]
     
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  12. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    don't make beluga summon his cousin narwhal.
     
  13. midmichmatt

    midmichmatt Zealot (540) Mar 22, 2015 Michigan
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    Have you ever seen a narwhal in real life?
    No? Not in a zoo? Exactly.
    Seaworld?

    They don’t exist. #fakenews.
     
  14. 4lokogod

    4lokogod Initiate (0) Dec 8, 2015 Illinois

    I'm starting a completely unsubstantiated rumor....there will be a Fluffernutter Handjee variant this year called Fluff & Tug.
     
  15. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Are you saying they are the unicorns of the sea?
     
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  16. Jmorey

    Jmorey Initiate (0) Feb 10, 2015 Michigan

    I don't think we can use the term "Great Whites" anymore ... it is not very PC. Unless we're talking about making America great again.
     
  17. IAmJacksHopTongue

    IAmJacksHopTongue Initiate (0) Jan 19, 2013 Indiana

    I would drink that.
     
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  18. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
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    New variant, Region Rat, dark lord aged on dead rats in random steel drums salvaged from lake michigan
     
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  19. Sabtos

    Sabtos Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,920) Dec 15, 2015 Ohio
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    I see we have a risk taker here.
     
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  20. Quilentro

    Quilentro Maven (1,398) May 12, 2017 Illinois
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    Guys, when are we all donning “Abnormal Beer Company” gear, taping our mouths closed, and hoisting up protest signs? Before or after dance off?
     
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