The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Hint #1 - I hope Voodoo makes you happy!
Hint #2 - I am NOT sending to a PA Border state.
Hint #3 - I do not have that handshake tick.
Hint #4 - I think my target likes the DIAB
Hint #5 - I have more documented trades on BA then my target.
Hint #6 - I joined BA after my Target.
Hint #7 - I know my Target is a slacker.

 

Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!
I shipped your box today and forgot to include bourbon samples. That means you’ll get a second box!

 

I’m down to 6 sunders. All of which I’m afraid of what my porch will look like when this is done. Newbs and Locals.
To my target. It’s all packed up and Lambic heavy. I threw some solid Locals in as well.
Final hint that actually means something.

July - November

 

Alright,....last hint because I will be shipping tomorrow and you will probably get a notification.

Hint #1 - I hope Voodoo makes you happy!
Hint #2 - I am NOT sending to a PA Border state.
Hint #3 - I do not have that handshake tick.
Hint #4 - I think my target likes the DIAB
Hint #5 - I have more documented trades on BA then my target.
Hint #6 - I joined BA after my Target.
Hint #7 - I know my Target is a slacker.
Hint #8 - I spend some time every summer in the state of my target. Silver Lake, here I come!

 

Hint 1 - Shipping East
Hint 2 - My target likes Mead
Hint 3 - Have ticked dat handshake
Hint 4 - Have shared a BM together.
Hint 5 - My target doesn’t love chili peppers
Hint 6 - My target has kids
Hint 7 - My target likes Cherries
Hint 8 - My target went to Good Vibes Festival
Hint 9 - My target likes Lambic

I don’t think my target is on to me yet.
Wrapping bottles tomorrow, and shipping Tuesday.

 

Just read this, this guy fuks

 

Hint #1: Shipping out of my time zone.
Hint #2: We have met.
Hint #3: You like mead.
Hint #4: You're new.
Hint #5: Your target has already received his or her box from you.

Shipping today!

 

That was a special moment, I'm sure.

 

Dropping off today to a slacker I’ve met, you will not get a notification

 

Going to try to ship today. My target definitely likes beer, but I’m not sure if they have ever enjoyed a beer while in a kayak.

 

Box packed. Shipping out today to K.......

 

Box is packed and going out today. A couple of final hints if you haven’t figured it out:

Your BA and untappd usernames are the same and neither share any characters with my username(s)

 

What a concidence -- my box is packed and going out momentarily.

Bonus hint for my target - if you write out your full address with no abbreviations, the product of (the number of letters in the first word of your 3-word street name) multiplied by (the number of letters in the second word of your 3-word street name) exactly equals the square root of the number of days since I last shipped you a box.

 

I need to win fantasy football more often...

 

Box went out this morning. Bombs away

 

And if you multiply that number by 0, you’ll get the total number of people who attempted to figure that hint...

 

Hint 1–Shipping North
Hint 2–Target is in a different Time Zone
Hint 3–Glad you like sours
Hint 4–not sure if you like WISkey so I didn’t put any in this box. But if you do, maybe a second box is in order

 

I see you

 

I think my target did...

 

Not me. I’ve shipped already and it’s going to be there soon. I think it took 3-4 days