SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

I'm out
Hint #11 Target #2 I have been within 1 hour of your home. But it was back in '97 on my senior high school trip.[/QUOTE]
Fuck! I am old

 

I dunno if I'm the only deadhead in this bunch, but being I'm old as fuck when some of you were in junior high I was doing summer tours, selling Tshirts, and having some of the best times of my life.
Anyway Robert Hunter (Jerry's lyricist) died today. RIP Robert

 

First box is going to land tomorrow, so here's a barrage of hints to see if it can be figure out beforehand.

Hint XIII: At least one box I have received in the Rookies BIF originated from the state in which one of my targets resides.
Hint XIV: Each state my target resides in touches a major body of water.
Hint XV: Central time zone is found in both of my targets' states.
Hint XVI: Two targets = two sets of clues mixed together.
Hint XVII: Have you figured it out yet?

Previously Offered Hints
Hint I: Rookies BIF official targets of mine are not my targets here, too.
Hint II: South is a direction at least one of my boxes will travel.
Hint III: One or both of you has checked into at least 500 more beers than me on Untapped.
Hint IV: Those of you who have sent me beer in the past will not be getting return fire this round. Unless I decide to ninja you.
Hint V: Red is the color your state has been on election night for each presidential election since I have been able to vote. This is true for one of my targets, but not so much for the other.
Hint VI: Rally caps will not be needed in the coming weeks for a team in my target's state.
Hint VII: States smaller than my own will not be shipped to.
Hint VIII: One of my targets lives in a state where I have seen a professional sporting event (NFL, NHL, MLB, NBA, AHL). The other does not.
Hint IX: Can I bike to your house without crossing an international border? According to Google the answer is yes for one of my targets. But not the other.
Hint X: Have never shaken either of your hands.
Hint XI: Have posted more in this thread than both of my targets combined.
Hint XII: Maybe one of the colleges/universities in your state should consider firing their football coach? They didn't do so well this past weekend.

 

Overall, I'd say the hype is not justified, but the ones that are considered their elite fare, I generally agree with. I've been a little underwhelmed by their stouts but I got a box with Impermanence and Sense of Wonder in it last break (my wife wanted the Curiosity with the fox on it haha) so I'm hoping those will be good.

 

I mean, what in the world is that???

 

Question about Hint VII: Smaller as in population, or area?

 

Please tell me you’re kidding.

 

This is not very helpful, yet very entertaining.

 

Re-read the plan, it's 3 senders per LBO for @ayalaa28, I mean, @AyatollahGold

 

This makes me want to mail you a package. No beer. Just 3 dvds.

 

Hint 4 Target One: I have spent time in the southern part of your state

Hint 4 Target 2: I have only spent time in your states large airport on a connection flight delay....

 

If we are keeping it real though, he only needs to send the first 2!

 

Probably the best trilogy of all time.

 

85.

I mean, maybe I have seen it and just forgot that part? Maybe I haven't? Totally clueless on this one!

 

Hard to forget a guy waking up with a dead horse in his bed.

 

One does not “forget that part.”