SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

Target 1's box is packed and will be dropped off at UPS tomorrow. Reviewing some clues: at least one professional sports team has won a championship, it is south of me, my out laws live there, many retirees live there. I think I pretty much gave the State away.

 

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Hint:
Target 3, you know. You know who you are, and you know why it’s coming. And i will not be gentle. And you will get a kneecaps original.

 

Hint 1- I have been in a BIF with one of my targets before but not the other
Hint 2 - The badgers avenged an ass kicking in Ann Arbor last year with a thumping of @FlintB ’s wolverines yesterday. The badgers have played a regular season game in one of my targets states and a bowl game in the other targets state in the last 20 years
Hint 3- Jonathan Taylor (badger rb) is getting a lot of Heisman hype. The last two Heisman winners from Wisconsin are Ron Dayne ('99) and Alan Ameche ('54). One of my targets had at least one Heisman winner from colleges in their state between 1954 and 1999. The other did not. (edited to one not both)
Hint 4- Almost exactly equal distance (within 5 miles) between my targets is the home of an iconic operation that I bet all of you know. Even after the big corporate buyout I still think it’s great, but I bet some of you moved on to something else. After the buyout the head guy eventually left which was a bummer

 

Haha, yeah, haven't seen that movie since I was like 8. Didn't see scarface all the way through until like 3 years ago. I'll live.

 

This has to be me or @FlintB . UM can keep ol’ Khaki Pants forever btw.

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Hint

I’ve reviewed/rated 8 or less beers from my targets states combined. That should eliminate a couple of you.

 

Haul hint: I'm shipping a set quantity of beer. Based on whatever parameters I want, and how spunky I feel on shipping day, I will proportionally split said quantity of beer between my targets however I see fit.

 

Haul hint #2: Things have got real down here in the last couple days.

 

Hint #1 I am not shipping east.
Hint #2 I have shipped to target A less than 2 times, I have shipped to target B less than 14 times.
Hint #3 Target A you are going to require some work but I like that. Target B flat rate will not introduce the beers I want you to try.
Hint #4 I have more beer karma than one of my targets but less than the other.
Hint #5 I have never been to target A or target B's states before but I have been one state away from target A. I have also never been to target C's state which is a looooong way away from A and B.

 

You sir are making me blush!!

 

I actually went with a buddy to see them a couple months ago in Charlotte, first for me. I have never seen so many free wheeling tits in one place my head was on swivel.

 

I have narrowed my list of senders down to 16 people but some of those I may have left on.

 

some folks loves pork chops, some folks loves ham hawks, some folks loves vegetable stew. But Roland the roadie loved Gertrude the groupie. And Gertrude the groupie loved groups.

 

I feel like that was a very poorly done limerick.

 

Fuck! I am old[/QUOTE]

If your senior year was 97, and your saying your old, that makes me feel old.