SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

Fuck! I am old[/QUOTE]

If your senior year was 97, and your saying your old, that makes me feel old.[/QUOTE]
I figured out you were saying the person who was a senior in 97 made you feel old.
I'll refer to you as wise and full of valuable experience.

 

OK that was much better than a poor limerick. Never heard that song before.

 

If your senior year was 97, and your saying your old, that makes me feel old.[/QUOTE]
I figured out you were saying the person who was a senior in 97 made you feel old.
I'll refer to you as wise and full of valuable experience.[/QUOTE]

See, when you're old you get confused easily. What the hell was I supposed to do today?

 

Hint #1
Both of my boxes are heading West

Haul Hint:
I’ll be in Portland ME next weekend and will include part of my bounty in my boxes.

Hint #2.
At least one of my targets has been a BA member longer than I have.

Hint #3.
I have more verified trades on BA than both my targets.

Hint #4
One of my targets has reviewed (not rated/reviewed) more beers than me on BA, the other has not.
+ > or = 300 and - > or = 600

Hint #5
I have sent one of my targets beer before...the other one, I have not.

 

Anyone else going to a Zwanze day event on Saturday? Would be a semi-handshake tick, as we would be toasting a beer at the same time.

 

I bet some of them titties were draggin too

 

If your senior year was 97, and your saying your old, that makes me feel old.[/QUOTE]

I was born in the 60s (barely) and a senior in 86. I got my drivers license, had my first beer, and got laid before @SouthernSips was born.

Haul hint:
Meeting a buddy today to get some suds. He is a member of the magnum club for a place who’s name rhymes with Junk Quackery. He picked up some bottles from the Quackery that have a different, more artsy fartsy label.
Hopefully some Junk that sat it tequila barrels too. We shall see.

 

I was born in the 60s (barely) and a senior in 86. I got my drivers license, had my first beer, and got laid before @SouthernSips was born.

Haul hint:
Meeting a buddy today to get some suds. He is a member of the magnum club for a place who’s name rhymes with Junk Quackery. He picked up some bottles from the Quackery that have a different, more artsy fartsy label.
Hopefully some Junk that sat it tequila barrels too. We shall see.[/QUOTE]

It's bad enough you got laid before me, but you didn't have to go and throw your junk all in my face too...

 

Seems the quote functionality is a little drunk today.

 

And I tough it was me.

 

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It's bad enough you got laid before me, but you didn't have to go and throw your junk all in my face too...[/QUOTE]

 

Yeah, really messed up.

Some of my posts are not at all what I wrote and some of my posts seem to be made from other users.

 

I can't see either of those, but I'm just imagining helicopters for days...

 

Seems like it's adding extra [-/QUOTE]s in for some reason (without the - obviously).

 

A final recap of my hints before the first box lands today (I'm assuming I haven't checked tracking since I dropped it off on Monday). I hope I don't have to bring out the bold font like in the last Rookies round.

Hint I: Rookies BIF official targets of mine are not my targets here, too.
Hint II: South is a direction at least one of my boxes will travel.
Hint III: One or both of you has checked into at least 500 more beers than me on Untapped.
Hint IV: Those of you who have sent me beer in the past will not be getting return fire this round. Unless I decide to ninja you.
Hint V: Red is the color your state has been on election night for each presidential election since I have been able to vote. This is true for one of my targets, but not so much for the other.
Hint VI: Rally caps will not be needed in the coming weeks for a team in my target's state.
Hint VII: States smaller than my own will not be shipped to.
Hint VIII: One of my targets lives in a state where I have seen a professional sporting event (NFL, NHL, MLB, NBA, AHL). The other does not.
Hint IX: Can I bike to your house without crossing an international border? According to Google the answer is yes for one of my targets. But not the other.
Hint X: Have never shaken either of your hands.
Hint XI: Have posted more in this thread than both of my targets combined.
Hint XII: Maybe one of the colleges/universities in your state should consider firing their football coach? They didn't do so well this past weekend.
Hint XIII: At least one box I have received in the Rookies BIF originated from the state in which one of my targets resides.
Hint XIV: Each state my target resides in touches a major body of water.
Hint XV: Central time zone is found in both of my targets' states.
Hint XVI: Two targets = two sets of clues mixed together.
Hint XVII: Have you figured it out yet?

 

IV eliminated me

 

I'll be at Armsby in the Wu. You hitting Hill?

 

I fit all of these except the College Football... FSU and Miami won (Fuck those teams) they should both fire the coaches. The mighty Gators won... UCF lost... but hardly a call to fire a coach that has lost 2 games

 

No, Novare Res. I've been going there for a few years now since HF stopped after 2015.
Have fun!

 

IV eliminated you, too, after our exchange this summer.