SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

Hint #1: Both targets are west of me
Hint #2: I've shipped to one of you before, but not the other
Hint #3: Both targets live in a state with a sportsball team from at least one of the 4 major sports (MLB, NFL, NHL, NBA).
Hint #4: My wife and I took a road trip this August hitting various breweries along the way. We did NOT drive through either of my targets' home state. (Untappd: nichols33)
Hint #5: Both of my targets live in a state that produces at least one of the Top 250 BA Overall list

Haul Hint: I live 45 minutes from a very popular brewery, and my wife works in the next town over from the other very popular brewery in my state. One target will get beers from both brewery, the other target will probably one get beer from one of them.
Haul Hint #2: @jhavs and I share a love for a certain Northwest Kingdom brewery

 

Glad to hear that! The ones you sent from them last round were all enjoyed so solid options there.

 

I think that will work also.

 

some surprisingly quiet fellas this go round

 

I'm assuming that should say Northeast! Otherwise I'd have to say 14th star is the only thing I now of in the west...

 

I could better be bribed if it was bourbon. Be aware I am particular about my wine. It has to be cheap.

 

lucky for me both my targets have been active in posting on the thread...also my clues are sporadic and not numbered

 

I'm probably wrong, but I will go out on a limb here and see if you're my sender.

 

You have a good memory. How did that happen!

How is life my friend?

 

Do they still make Ripple?

 

I'm like an idiot savant when it comes to booze. All's well my friend.and by you?

 

I am still alive and drinking good beer. Life is good.

I read your hints and the hint that definitely eliminated me as a target was the one that said you have not sent beer to the target. I think you have sent me about a dozen boxes which reminds me that I think I owe you some brew.

 

Who keeps track? No worries.

 

I drank that stuff when I was a kid. It sucked but was cheap. Also drank a lot of Boone’s Farm. Not sure if that one is still around. Maybe they use it in hospitals as a disinfectant.

 

I forgot to mention this, but someone won my secret LIF by giving me my 5,000th "like" yesterday. I'll try to get that box out early next week, but no promises I keep that schedule.

 

What about Thunderbird? That stuff was absolute crap.

 

My targets have a combined zero wants from Michigan. Thanks @FFFjunkie . (PSA: everyone update your wants!)

My targets' states do not share a border with mine, but I could take a boat to their states.

By my count, I've tipped one back with 11 of you. If you've seen my ugly mug in person, you are not my target.

 

I can now wipe the sweat from my balls!!!

 

I forgot about that one probably because I drank too much of it and that part of my brain went numb.