SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

me too. Secret Santas. But with beer. And in the case of @Dragginballs76 sex toys

 

Or maybe real good at wild goose chases!

 

I knew it was a shot in the dark. But that’s one more who I can eliminate. Pretty much waiting for the box to land on my porch to figure it out though.

 

Nice!

 

I can't see it, but that could be a work firewall thing.

 

I've got 14 fully eliminated, with 4 more half eliminated. lol. I do know who one of my senders is though (definitely moreso due to @Victory_Sabre1973 's plethora of hints than my sleuthing abilities haha).

 

Hint #8. If the thread explodes today, I may not be around to reply/contribute much due to a work happy hour. There will be girls there @Vidblain .

Not that I have any inside information about the thread exploding today. Absolutely not*

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Very nice job @TheGent

 

This is so funny!!

 

Hint #1 I am not shipping east.
Hint #2 I have shipped to target A less than 2 times, I have shipped to target B less than 14 times.
Hint #3 Target A you are going to require some work but I like that. Target B flat rate will not introduce the beers I want you to try.
Hint #4 I have more beer karma than one of my targets but less than the other.
Hint #5 I have never been to target A or target B's states before but I have been one state away from target A. I have also never been to target C's state which is a looooong way away from A and B.
Hint #6 I have never sent my targets a box of dick's
Hint #7 I have never slept under the same roof as my targets
Hint #8 I think it is time to mention that Hint #2 is a lie.
Hint #9 Not shipping South

 

Do you have any outside information?

 

Hint #6 ....I'm out!

 

I might be in, but not sure based on clue #8.

 

That's exactly how I described it to my wife

 

Haul hint: Might of seen me talking in another thread, and if so know that while there won't be any appearances made by the headliner, it's smaller sidekicks will be saying hello.

 

Hint 1- I have been in a BIF with one of my targets before but not the other
Hint 2 - The badgers avenged an ass kicking in Ann Arbor last year with a thumping of @FlintB ’s wolverines yesterday. The badgers have played a regular season game in one of my targets states and a bowl game in the other targets state in the last 20 years
Hint 3- Jonathan Taylor (badger rb) is getting a lot of Heisman hype. The last two Heisman winners from Wisconsin are Ron Dayne ('99) and Alan Ameche ('54). One of my targets had at least one Heisman winner from colleges in their state between 1954 and 1999. The other did not. (edited to one not both)
Hint 4- Almost exactly equal distance (within 5 miles) between my targets is the home of an iconic operation that I bet all of you know. Even after the big corporate buyout I still think it’s great, but I bet some of you moved on to something else. After the buyout the head guy eventually left which was a bummer
Hint 5- there is a purveyor of haze that has been included in more than one of the ninja boxes sent this round that is much closer to both my targets than me. I have more UT check ins to that brewery than one of my targets but less than the other

 

Hint...
Mel
Shields
Kepka
Garth
Lopez

Or

 

I think I know what you're talking about, and, if so, your target is very lucky indeed.