SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

Should I read into this hint?

I don't know the ID of my second sender, so I am grasping here.

 

I am not your sender at the moment!!

 

Looks like USPS figured their shit out and will be delivering to my secknd target today or tomorrow. I apologize in advance for the potential condition of the box and that the beers ended up being not as fresh as intended. The box has been in USPS possession since 9/27.

 

Ouch! Good luck with that one. I’ve had mixed results from scenarios like that.

 

I'm in the same boat right now but three days later. This gives me hope that mine will eventually be delivered, too.

 

Yeah, my confidence level is low. They kept telling me that the box is intact, but that didn't provide much relief for me.

 

May want to BM your target and let them know.

Also for those of you that send USPS. it may be a good idea to maybe let your targets know when the box has been delivered. I have community mailboxes and check it once per week. Most of my bills and shit are online/paperless so I really only get junk mail and dont check it often.

 

as for target #2 I really think that unless I give really obvious clues you will NEVER call me out.
If I do get a correct call out I may add something special to the box.

 

I was talking about Mike not myself.

 

Food item purchase will be sometime today. Boxes will fly tomorrow.

 

I'm going to cut and paste this into every local brewery thread on this site. Truer words have never been spoken (hyperbole).

 

Fine, I'll take the risk. I feel like I've got a 25% chance of getting this correct. You're my sender @FrankenMiller.

 

Looking at random state facts today I realized two things, that my state has two mottos and that target A's state is very similar to one of them...

 

neither seem similar to Live Free or Die...

 

Target A:
It takes longer for me to drive to my favorite MI brewery than for you to drive top to bottom.

Target B: you’ll get a food product related to this plant.

 

To those I am targeting -

Apologies for my delays on this - sometimes life gets in the way.
A bunch of hints
1. I have not shipped beer to either one of you before.
2. I have not drank beer with either one of you before.
3. One of you wears an XL shirt, one of you does not.
4. Shipping East.
5. Shipping West.
6. One of you has no numbers in their BA name, while the other does have digits in theirs.
7. One of your towns was settled before the town I live in, one of your towns was settled after.
8. The sum of the digits in one of my targets phone numbers is less than 30.
9. The sum of the digits in one of my targets phone numbers is greater than 50.
10. Target - If I was going to, I would incorporate in your state.
11. Target - You, like me, live in a fly over state.

 

Huh, you don’t say...if not for your “I’ve never ninja’ed my targets” clue, I would suspect you.

 

I'm sure I'm wrong, but, why not:

I'm going to call you out, just in case. So are you my sender?

 

Just a heads up in case anything was heading my way. I'll be out of town Fri/Sat but wife & kids will keep an eye on my porch. I should be able to acknowledge if anything was received, just won't be able to open it till Sun morning. Thanks