Newbie BIF Hints & Hauls

I'm clearly too old to figure out this giphy thing, so just imagine Danny Devito shaking his round bald head "nope"

 

And I'm out

 

Hint #1: Shipping West
Hint #2: Your BA name does not have any numbers
Hint #3: Your state borders a large body of water. But not necessarily an ocean.......But it could be.
Hint #4: I have shipped beer to your state before, but not in this group.
Hint#5: My favorite hockey team has never played a team from your state in the Final. However, my favorite teams in the other major sports have all played, and beaten, teams from your state in their respective championship.

 

Hint 4 - Shirt size XL
Hint 5 - No “do not ship” dates

 

Content Hint.

Is today supposed to be delivery day? Yes.

Have I received a update from UPS in 72 hours since it departed Illinois? No.

Am I nervous? You betcha.

 

hmmmm

 

Is this Kissel Missile traveling about 796 miles by chance?

 

I think I have it narrowed it down to 2 potential senders...so I'm going out on a limb.

@Eziel are you my sender?

 

Math is hard.

 

Hint#?: my ba name and untappd name are longer then yours.

Content hint: I dont have whales but I am getting a BA stout that will prob be your xmas gift wrapped beer from a brewery in mass that does pastry stouts well.

 

Finally got an update on the package.

“Severe weather conditions have delayed delivery”

Anybody wanna tell me where the severe weather conditions are?

Oh well, Monday delivery not it looks like.

 

Hint:1 Shipping West
Hint: 2 I have shipped beer to you before, but no handshake tick
Hint: 3 You are not the only person in this round from your state
Hint: 4 You will not be getting a famous red rider BB gun.
Hint: 5 Slacker
Hint: Friends on untapped

 

If your shipping route took you through CO, I know they received some descent snow amounts yesterday.....

 

Not sending to @Greeny87

 

I've narrowed it down to 24 possible senders, might have to start guessing soon to thin out the herd...

 

That could very well be it.

Thanks, I wasn’t aware of that.

 

Hint 1: Shipping North
Hint 2: I have shipped beer to your state before
Hint 3: I have been to your state before
Hint 4: Not shipping to the two prior two-fer Tuesday hint givers today (11/12)
Hint 5: You have been to my state before
Hint 6: You did not ride death scooters with @ CBrodbeck
Hint 7: We've been in at least one BIF together
Hint 8: Not shipping to @ RoyMunson
Hint 9: Not shipping to @ Roy_Munson
Hint 10: Not shipping to @ MunsonRoyE
Hint 11: My favorite college football team has won more championships than any in your state
Hint 12: We do not share the same profession

Content hint: Happy 4th Anniversary
Content hint: Happy 2nd Anniversary

 

Hint #1 I do not believe I have sent you beer before but that's like 99% it's getting real hard to keep track

Hint #2 You have not posted on this page as of now

Hint #3 above still true

Hint #4 our states don't touch

Hint #5 I have left more clues than you so far

Hint #2 and #5 are still true

Hint #6 on Untappd you have more total but less unique checkins than me

Hint #6 you are not the only participant from your state

Hint #7 Your hints equal less than mine still

Hint #8 not shipping to @Joenap419

Hint #9 my targets posts to likes ratio is over 3 times my own

Hint #10 I am not shipping to someone whose state starts with the same letter as my own

 

I can’t remember if you are a bruins fan or not