**Beware Newbies, looks like "The Savages" are out for blood! Looks like @EMH73 was the culprit behind this box of beer AND topical agents lol.1847 rye stout-lavery, abuse of powder-destination unknown, "wrapped beer" that I'm assuming is a #chugs, oops hopped my pants- sand city, awake-night shift, ritual colors- foreign objects, 20/20- sand city, brownie bite- sand city, heavy boots of lead-singlecut, pastry dreams-captain lawrence, water taxi-destination unknown. I appreciate the box, but be forewarned that this will not go unnoticed from us Newbies! Cheers!
Looking at the definition of Savage, I don't find anything to indicate the above is true. Considering the source though, I'm willing to grant it might be possible
Hope this helps. sav·age (săv′ĭj) adj. 1. a. Not domesticated or cultivated; wild: a savage animal; the savage jungle. b. Not civilized; barbaric: a savage people. 2. a. Vicious or merciless; brutal: a savage form of warfare. b. Characterized by or showing hostility; unforgiving: savage criticism. 3. Extreme in strength or degree: savage heat. n. A member of a people regarded as primitive, uncivilized, brutal, or fierce. tr.v. sav·aged, sav·ag·ing, sav·ag·es 1. To assault ferociously. 2. To attack without restraint or pity: The critics savaged the new play. [Middle English sauvage, from Old French, from Late Latin salvāticus, from Latin silvāticus, of the woods, wild, from silva, forest.] sav′age·ly adv. sav′age·ness n. savage (ˈsævɪdʒ) adj 1. wild; untamed: savage beasts of the jungle. 2. ferocious in temper; vicious: a savage dog. 3. uncivilized; crude: savage behaviour. 4. (Anthropology & Ethnology) (of peoples) nonliterate or primitive: a savage tribe. 5. (Peoples) (of peoples) nonliterate or primitive: a savage tribe. 6. (Physical Geography) (of terrain) rugged and uncultivated 7. obsolete far from human habitation n 8. (Anthropology & Ethnology) a member of a nonliterate society, esp one regarded as primitive 9. a crude or uncivilized person 10. a fierce or vicious person or animal vb (tr) 11. to criticize violently 12. to attack ferociously and wound: the dog savaged the child. [C13: from Old French sauvage, from Latin silvāticus belonging to a wood, from silva a wood] ˈsavagedom n ˈsavagely adv ˈsavageness n sav•age (ˈsæv ɪdʒ) adj., n., v. -aged, -ag•ing. adj. 1. fierce or ferocious; wild; untamed. 2. uncivilized; barbarous. 3. enraged or furiously angry. 4. rugged or uncultivated, as country or scenery. n. 5. an uncivilized human being. 6. a fierce, brutal, or cruel person. 7. a rude, boorish person. v.t. 8. to assault and maul brutally. 9. to criticize remorselessly. [1250–1300; Middle English savage, sauvage (adj.) < Middle French sauvage, salvage < Medieval Latin salvāticus, for Latin silvāticus of woodlands =silv(a) forest + -āticus adj. suffix] sav′age•ly, adv. sav′age•ness, n. Based on WordNet 3.0, Farlex clipart collection. © 2003-2012 Princeton University, Farlex Inc. Noun 1. savage - a member of an uncivilized people barbarian primitive, primitive person - a person who belongs to an early stage of civilization anthropophagite, anthropophagus, cannibal, man-eater - a person who eats human flesh headhunter, head-shrinker - a savage who cuts off and preserves the heads of enemies as trophies hunter-gatherer - a member of a hunting and gathering society Vandal - a member of the Germanic people who overran Gaul and Spain and North Africa and sacked Rome in 455 2. savage - a cruelly rapacious person brute, wildcat, beast, wolf aggressor, assailant, assaulter, attacker - someone who attacks Verb 1. savage - attack brutally and fiercely assail, assault, set on, attack - attack someone physically or emotionally; "The mugger assaulted the woman"; "Nightmares assailed him regularly" 2. savage - criticize harshly or violently; "The press savaged the new President"; "The critics crucified the author for plagiarizing a famous passage" pillory, crucify, blast criticise, criticize, pick apart, knock - find fault with; express criticism of; point out real or perceived flaws; "The paper criticized the new movie"; "Don't knock the food--it's free" Adj. 1. savage - (of persons or their actions) able or disposed to inflict pain or suffering; "a barbarous crime"; "brutal beatings"; "cruel tortures"; "Stalin's roughshod treatment of the kulaks"; "a savage slap"; "vicious kicks" barbarous, brutal, cruel, fell, vicious, roughshod inhumane - lacking and reflecting lack of pity or compassion; "humans are innately inhumane; this explains much of the misery and suffering in the world"; "biological weapons are considered too inhumane to be used" 2. savage - wild and menacing; "a pack of feral dogs" feral, ferine untamed, wild - in a natural state; not tamed or domesticated or cultivated; "wild geese"; "edible wild plants" 3. savage - without civilizing influences; "barbarian invaders"; "barbaric practices"; "a savage people"; "fighting is crude and uncivilized especially if the weapons are efficient"-Margaret Meade; "wild tribes" barbarian, barbaric, uncivilised, uncivilized, wild noncivilised, noncivilized - not having a high state of culture and social development 4. savage - marked by extreme and violent energy; "a ferocious beating"; "fierce fighting"; "a furious battle" ferocious, fierce, furious violent - acting with or marked by or resulting from great force or energy or emotional intensity; "a violent attack"; "a violent person"; "violent feelings"; "a violent rage"; "felt a violent dislike"
My sources tell me a couple of guys who reside in *ichigan were pretty worked up. Lots of plotting and planning. Seems like an over reaction for something that was yawn worthy.
well I owe somebody who came from Michigan’s ballsack a box, so it’s a happy coincidence. Never provide help without expected returns. You’d think you could teach these noobs to send a proper box at least...