Beer goggles

This definitely did not require scientific “proof”. The world is round and orbits the sun (sorry crazies), and beer googles are a known issue.

 

Bart would likely agree here?

 

In other news, erections lead to orgasms

 

You must be joking, I would have never guessed this to be true

 

Another way to look at it is that when you're drunk you're more apt to reveal your true intentions/personality/flaws, and if someone else is still OK with you that way, then you're more apt to "hit it off". Quite often both are drunk, both drop pretenses, both are more themselves, and they're hooking up.

I knew a guy in college who was short, skinny, and outgoing, and he was constantly hooking up with the best looking women in the bar. He'd directly "proposition them" in no uncertain terms, and while he'd been slapped, had drinks thrown at him, and often yelled at - about 10% would take him up on it, and he'd get repeat takers.

 

This is politically incorrect, but I don’t give a red rat’s ass about stuff like that. There is an old saying: “I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I woke up with a few.” So...yeah.

 

Damn man....guess I’m getting old because when I get drunk these days, the last thing on my mind is sex.
I distinctly remember being drunk in college and making a play for the less attractive girls. I remember being fully aware at the time that they were not that attractive, however, in my drunkenness I simply did not care. I was just horny, depraved and figured that the liquid courage would give me the confidence to go after girls I thought were a sure thing. I wish I was that age again!

 

Just don’t sober up and they stay pretty well into the next day.