Constellation Two Lane American Golden Lager

A tie-in with country singer Luke Bryan (who? *). It does answer the question, "So, Constellation sold Ballast Point but kept that new Virginia brewery they just built for BP. What are they going to do with that? (Besides brew some Funky Buddha, maybe?)"

Nice looking label (what, no cartoon monsters?)

"Light beer" abv & calorie count. American-Grown barley, too!


* OK, can't say I'm familiar with the current crop of country artists (or the crop before that, probably - last time I paid attention to mainstream country was during the Steve Earle/Dwight Yoakum era of the mid-80s - and they weren't really mainstream anyway but they made the charts, I guess?).

But I once heard some songs in a bar on, I guess, a satellite country radio station or something and they were so laughably bad, I wished I had a pen to write down the lyrics. Lots of brand name mentions, IIRC.

Story also includes a list of the Top 100 Country Drinking Songs, for those who like to argue over lists! Some good ones, too.

 

The official website https://www.drinktwolane.com/
Looks like there's a line of seltzers, too. Fine print:

So, they're using two different 'dba' names, "Blue Crown" and "Home Brew Mart" (which appears to be a Constellation corporate name) even though apparently they're coming out of the same facility? Looks like Constellation is brewing some Funky Buddha beers there, as well as a line of Svedka (another Constellation brand) seltzers and Seaworthy nitro coffee malt beverages.