Toppling Goliath - Chicagoland (2020)

Discussion in 'Midwest' started by eppie82, Jan 15, 2020.

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  1. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    Emails are going out. My friend just got one.
     
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  2. miniditka77

    miniditka77 Pundit (953) May 21, 2015 Illinois
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    TG posted a recipe for making a chocolate cake with Assassin on social media today. It takes quite a bit of gall to charge people $50+ for a single bottle of beer and then suggest they make a f---ing cake out of it.
     
  3. Lorddevn

    Lorddevn Initiate (0) Mar 10, 2019 Wisconsin
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    I take it you won’t be baking that for your next family get together post apocalypse
     
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  4. miniditka77

    miniditka77 Pundit (953) May 21, 2015 Illinois
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    Depends on whether I win the raffle and can find a mule who isn't asking for my extra bottle of Assassin, I guess.

    I'll make some jungle juice with Pappy and Macallan 25 year too.
     
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  5. Lorddevn

    Lorddevn Initiate (0) Mar 10, 2019 Wisconsin
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    I’ll do it just for the vanilla bean assassin.



    jk. Incase people think I’m being serious.
     
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  6. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    I'm going to substitute in coconut flour and the Zeelander....
     
  7. GuyFawkes

    GuyFawkes Grand Pooh-Bah (5,630) Apr 7, 2011 Illinois
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    Got an email!!!

    ...from Wal-Mart...

    ...about these troubled times.
     
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  8. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    I got one from New Holland. They're making hand sanitizer now. $25 for 4 pack of 8 oz bottles, $33 for a gallon bottle. Those are Equilibrium prices!
     
  9. ECCS

    ECCS Pundit (755) Oct 28, 2015 Illinois

    What’s the ABV on that? This site has taught me that a conversation on pricing must also include ABV
     
  10. Freshlike1980

    Freshlike1980 Initiate (0) Oct 27, 2016 Illinois
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    I don’t want to be that guy but EQ is 33 for a half gallon so 33 for a full gallon and more abv is a steal
     
  11. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    80%. Bringing some heat.
     
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  12. ClarkstonMark

    ClarkstonMark Zealot (515) Feb 21, 2016 Michigan
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    Atwater in Detroit is charging $200/gallon for hand sanitizer. But they did give a lot of it to fire and police.
     
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  13. eppie82

    eppie82 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,377) Apr 19, 2015 Illinois
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    No e-mail for me. Ohh well. No harm, no foul.

    No wait... I'm actually supposed to curse out TG and everything they do (pricing strategy, practices, etc), concoct some convoluted method that should have been used (which would have resulted in me winning), and then piss and moan about how that didn't take place and that I'll never buy any of their beers again.
     
  14. flat_lander

    flat_lander Pooh-Bah (2,490) May 11, 2016 Illinois
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    Not to mention you can't make that cake now.
     
  15. HawksBeerFan

    HawksBeerFan Maven (1,378) Dec 24, 2011 Illinois
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    Ah yes, let's couple valid criticisms with invalid ones. You should run for public office!
     
  16. ktr5010

    ktr5010 Savant (1,028) Dec 12, 2014 Illinois
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    Chill man. Go drink a beer.
     
  17. eppie82

    eppie82 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,377) Apr 19, 2015 Illinois
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    We're all just having fun and games during these crazy times. It's fun to joke about things in this hobby. No need to take that comment seriously.
     
  18. Freshlike1980

    Freshlike1980 Initiate (0) Oct 27, 2016 Illinois
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    Don’t be too harsh on the guy. His cellar must not have been as deep as he thought. Stressful times.
     
  19. IKR

    IKR Maven (1,490) May 25, 2010 California
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    It performs in the same class as supercars 4-5 times the price so I definitely agree with you.
     
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  20. ShawnoftheD3ad

    ShawnoftheD3ad Savant (1,078) Mar 20, 2016 Illinois
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    Fuck this brewery.
    Not even during a pandemic with stay at home orders can I win this shit!
    Just summing it up.
     
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