SAVAGES v3

@CanConPhilly just cant have people in the group he hasn't hit yet apparently

 

I'm out

 

But they can't read in New Jersey

 

boxes are packed and I'm just waiting on one address...
Who knew 3 40's fit perfectly in a medium flat rate?



Target A is from the same state as my favorite author when I was 9.
Target B likes ****tails and is from a state recently featured on an HBO series
I've never traded with either of these gentlemen, but they're both about to have porch problems
I am shipping almost as far northeast and east as I can.

 

Hint 1: sending west to both targets
Hint 2a: I've never sent or received beer from target 1
Hint 2b: I think I've sent beer to you, or you sent beer to me, but I'm way too lazy to go actually check. But I'm pretty sure it's happened.

 

Dear @NorthStateCustomCraft ’s targets. If you get Rogue shelfies, let me know. He should at least be sending 2 year old Double Jack! I have a unique set of skills that will allow me to find where he lives (within a few miles of me). Willing to egg and TP his house for free

 

Hint 1a: sending to a state I've been to
Hint 1b: sending to a state I've never been to
Hint 2: never received beer from either of my targets.

 

Target #1 Hint #1-I requested you as a target.
Target #2 Hint #1-If I requested a 2nd target you would have been it.
Both Targets Hint #2-you’re screwed, commence Operation Porch Reinforcement asap I may not wait long.

 

I'm fairly certain we bumped elbows grabbing for the sriracha stout at liquor barn

 

Without a doubt.

 

Hint # 1: not shipping to @ayalaa28.
Haul Hint #1: sending a fuck ton of beer.
Hint #2: sent and / or received beer from both of you in the past.
Hint #3: one of you have had beers in the great state of Iowa and one has not.
Hint #4: not shipping west.
Haul Hint #2: gonna fuck your porch up real hard shortly.

 

Hint #1- I have not chugged a beer / setup multiple hostess displays / left a picture of Wilfred Brimley on either of my targets porches
Hint #2- I have either sent and/or been sent beer by one of my targets before. The other I have not.

 

Dang it! That's what happens when you haven't been on in a while. If there is any chance, I'll say 1 minute after whatever @FlintB 's guess was.

 

Hints for both Targets: I have drank beer from both of your states.

 

Beauty of a haul from @Snrubnivek. That Pliny didn’t last long. Thanks Kevin!

Also from @JFreres


He must’ve read my mind for the secret wants from Revolution. Those are going down this weekend. Thanks Jason!

 

Also, both of you have had beer from my state.

 

I’m out!

 

What ^ he said

 

Hint #3: my targets did NOT post photographic evidence on some social site/app of drinking a beer inside the walls of a bar/brewery on Tuesday, June 16th.