SAVAGES v3

Sadly, you're my first out!

You're my second!

 

Removing you from tracking because I'm not dedicating one second of my life to that.

 

Assuming you're going with the average speed listed on google (otherwise, I need more info ) and based on the information published in standard NOAA documents, this does not apply to me!

Fun fact, I've only ever been on one container ship that made what google claims as the average speed and that was after getting an entire bottom cleaning and a fresh $200,000 coat of paint!!

 

Hint #1: You're both getting beers that are local to me...and might be local to me in the future!

 

Couple of haul posts to wet the appetite.

First up was a thank you box from @Orca_Whale for the last Savages round:

That Howler of Term Oil was freaking awesome and all the cans I have gotten into already have been great. Couple of wants in here and a bunch of new ticks, plus a Sake/Sour beer I am interested to give a go. This was completely unnecessary, but greatly appreciated box. Thanks Bill!

 

Next, I asked @Joplamp to pick me up one bottle, and then he went and did his thing:

All those can extras and sweets. My daughter said, "I think this is my favorite beer guy"
Thanks for everything Jordan!

 

Haul hint for target 2: you might get some stouts from the cellar in your box from me. But you might not. But if you don’t get any that will mean you already got them. So either way your covered.

 

Hint #5 - yeah, what he said.

 

Palatine
Township
Hard
Core

 

Good old “shake and bake” with his cap perched on top of his Afro!
Did your wife’s favorite player suffer from an embarrassing health problem?

 

Dear targets, Hawaiian chocolates are already a given as one food item. Give this message a good ole likey likey if you don’t mind a seafood item included that I find goes well with, or without, beer. It won’t be raw; @FlintB will get the first order of poke once I figure a safe way of getting it to him without $80 two day shipping.

 

Not to my knowledge

 

Out!

Someone actually did it the math!! That's awesome.

Yes, average speed was pulled from Google (24 knots). Great fun fact you've got there - never been on a container ship myself, but your experience doesn't surprise me one bit! But yes, that knocks you out of the running... for being at least one of my targets.

 

Figure I can throw out a few more obvious hints:
Hint #5: One of my targets has had quite a few brews from my brewery of choice. The other has only tried a couple (but I should quadruple that number, at least). Either way, both of you are going to get a ton of new ticks.
Hint #6: I've sent or received beer from only one of my targets.

 

Never mind, I don’t think I’m thinking of the right person.

 

Haul hint: Ecstatic to land something this morning I've never been able to tick and now all three of us get to!

 

Hint #5: I’ve been a member on BA longer than either of my targets.

 

Hint number whatever
Both of my targets have at least one child that they are aware of.

 

What, did I say something wrong?