SAVAGES v3

Hint for both targets:

No handshakes

I’ve been on BA longer than both.

 

Hint some number. Although I have driven to target #1's state before it is a long ass ride. The ride to target #2's state is no big deal.

 

Haul Hint #2 - these boxes will be traveling in opposite directions. One traveling over 2000 miles and the other almost 900 miles.

 

Hint 1: shipping east (or really, really far west)

Hint 2: I've sent or received beer from at least one target

Hint 3: There was a baseball player who played his whole major league baseball career, over 15 years, with one team...

Hint 4: he was an all star, gold glove winner, silver slugger

and since it’s Aloha Friday, let’s turn two

Hint 5:

Hint 6: he's also been a rookie of the year and a world series champion

Hint 7: he was in the American League

 

Out!

Out!

Hmm...

 

is it rumored that said player has VD?

 

Hint #1- I have not chugged a beer / setup multiple hostess displays / left a picture of Wilfred Brimley on either of my targets porches
Hint #2- I have either sent and/or been sent beer by one of my targets before. The other I have not.
Hint #3- I have not met either of my targets in a parking lot during quarantine to do a beer swap where a dog tagged along
Hint #4- I have not had a beer (or more) in either of my targets kitchen
Hint #5- neither one of my targets was with me the last time I had a beer in a brewery before the shutdown
Hint #6- as of 12:30 PM on Monday the 22nd one of my targets has put in a guess in the LIF Jason and I are doing and one has not (55% of you have guessed). The target who made a guess has been more active than the other target on this thread. The LIF does hit the style preferences of the non guessing target pretty well so I'm expecting a guess to be made before the deadline.

 

This player is NOT in the Hall of Fame? When does a Michigan asshole make his guess?

 

Hint #6- I have visited both of my target's states.

 

Target #1:
Hint #1: I have never sent you beer.
Hint #2: You have never sent me beer before.
Hint #3: Your preferences are different than most.

Hint 4: Your username and mine do not share any characters.

Target #2:
Hint #1: Fuck your porch
Hint #2: You have sent beer to over half the people in this BIF. However, @CanConPhillyhas sent to more people in this BIF than you.
Hint #3: Samples of bourbon? Your preferences say yes!

Hint #4: Small teaser box leaving today with some cans, it won’t be traveling over more than 5 states.

 

Out

 

out

 

My goal will be to give hints that include both targets. Makes life easy for me and hopefully for them as well.

Hint 1 - Shipping East

 

Out

 

Also out

 

Dear Targets:

Your first boxes are coming faster than expected. They’re small, but they have swag.

 

I'm gonna take you off my list too!

 

Out

 

Should I call you out?