Anyone ever make ****** beer?

I'm waiting for someone to tell you to rack carefully from beneath the ******s.

 

So I hope needless to say you'll be using airlocks from now on?

 

Or ask the process/flavor contribution of dry ******ing?

 

Never dry ******. They are full of O2.

 

I once found a dead bat at the bottom of a bucket fermenter. However, the fermenter was not in use at the time. I cleaned it out, sanitized it, and all was OK. Well, except for the bat.

As for consuming the ****** beer, you would probably be fine, the beer might even taste OK, but why bother testing your gag reflex. I suppose you could smell it an evaluate further. Or just wash it out and make something else.

 

Don't be surpized if Brew Dog steals your recipe and puts it on the market ....maybe stuffed in a road kill carcass.

 

I vote you wait until they turn into flies and then just let them fly out of the carboy. Problem solved.

 

Paypal you 20 bucks to take a sip, with video proof.

 

Anyone else find it funny he called the experiments his "bug farm"?

lol

 

As long as you aren't chewing your beer, it should be fine.

 

Dogfish Head ****** Braggot?

 

Any better pics for the entomologists out there?

 

*Vomit*

 

Never made ****** beer, but am very aware of the possibility. Fruit flies make me very nervous. Those little bastard are made to sneak into stuff.

 

I have a secret Santa BIF and need a gag beer, mind sending me a bottle?

 

This makes me want to bottle my sour right flippin now.

 

This makes me wonder how the "true" wilds/lambics that open ferment handle such issues.

 

You probably have vinegar at this point, or are getting close to it. I lost a couple (in bottle) sour starters to acetobacter by leaving them out w/ foil crimped over the top instead of airlocks.

 

Funny story, I was driving to work today and eating raw Poptarts out of the foil because I was in a rush. After eating one I noticed what I thought was a brown sprinkle on my pant leg. I thought, that's funny. I don't remember brown sprinkles being on my Poptarts. After looking closer at my leg, it was moving around a little and I was hoping that maybe whatever it was just got on me somehow on my way to the car. After looking at the remaining Poptart, yeah...that was a ****** from the Poptarts. I had two ******s inside the foil with the other Poptart. I'm not sure how many I ate, but the flavor wasn't noticeable. I only got heebed out after I realized that I might have ate a few. The key here will be giving these beers away for Christmas. Tell no one. And on the bright side, nobody on here will judge you. They'll all be too busy laughing at me for the above story.