SAVAGES v3

Tarantino is the only one I know, but I’m a huge fan

 

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targets like sours
you identify as male
no handshake ticks
one target has been on BA longer than me (X), one has not (Y)
Received beer from one target (X), not the other (Y)
Have been in BIFs with both targets before
I could drive to either target in 24 hours, but not both in the same 24 hours
I have been to both targets states
Neither target has chickens
Neither target wears a size Large shirt
Both targets north
Both targets live in a state that houses a team of one of the four major sports leagues

both of my targets live in states with less strict marijuana laws than my own

 

Hint #1- I have not chugged a beer / setup multiple hostess displays / left a picture of Wilfred Brimley on either of my targets porches
Hint #2- I have either sent and/or been sent beer by one of my targets before (target X). The other I have not (target Y)
Hint #3- I have not met either of my targets in a parking lot during quarantine to do a beer swap where a dog tagged along
Hint #4- I have not had a beer (or more) in either of my targets kitchen
Hint #5- neither one of my targets was with me the last time I had a beer in a brewery before the shutdown
Hint #6- as of 12:30 PM on Monday the 22nd one of my targets has put in a guess in the LIF Jason and I are doing (target X) and one has not (target Y) (55% of you have guessed). The target who made a guess has been more active than the other target on this thread. The LIF does hit the style preferences of the non guessing target pretty well so I'm expecting a guess to be made before the deadline
Hint #7- Shipping UPS ground will take 2 days longer for one target (X) than the other for my boxes (target Y)
Hint #8- I have had a BA beer mail conversation with one of my targets (X) but not the other (Y)
Hints #9-13 were gifs giving target Y some shit
Hint #14- I bought the wife a used car this weekend. One of may targets has an automotive assembly plant in their state (Y) the other does not (X)
Hint #15- my alma matter Wisconsin has more wins over the last 10 years than a pretty high profile college football team in target Y's state

 

Haul hint. I am waiting for the drops of 2 beers. One of them rhymes with rawberry stubarb. The other was put in a barrel that previously held the 2nd most popular drink in Wisco (beer is first)*. Your patience will be rewarded

* probably, not taking the time to look this up or anything

 

Going in late to work today so it’s time for another hint

targets like sours
you identify as male
no handshake ticks
one target has been on BA longer than me (X), one has not (Y)
Received beer from one target (X), not the other (Y)
Have been in BIFs with both targets before
I could drive to either target in 24 hours, but not both in the same 24 hours
I have been to both targets states
Neither target has chickens
Neither target wears a size Large shirt
Both targets north
Both targets live in a state that houses a team of one of the four major sports leagues
both of my targets live in states with less strict marijuana laws than my own

Neither target is the only participant from their state

 

Target #1 has a box arriving today...it’s a day early!!!!

 

Unfortunately you have been off my list with your South and East shipment hint...

 

Interesting...

 

Unless you moved, I’m definitely north of you. Or google maps lies

 

south AND East....

 

Well, dang. I read that as your packages were heading south and east, not one heading south and other heading east. I guess I’ll see

 

Hint 1a: sending to a state I've been to
Hint 1b: sending to a state I've never been to
Hint 2: never received beer from either of my targets
Hint 3: I’m on a flight to Florida which will be a nice weekend trip but I won’t see either of my targets because they don’t live there.
Hint 4: Neither of my targets' states have a Big XII school
Hint 5: Neither of my targets' cities have a professional sports franchise
Hint 6: Both my targets' states border a body of salt water
Hint 7a: My favorite CFB team plays in your state once every couple of years.
HInt 7b: My favorite CFB has never played a game in your state.

 

Cardinals right? So ACC territory?

 

Is the college that's not full of pompous ass hats in said state almost tied with them historically?

 

I tried to think of an Alabama joke, but they're normally not smart enough to be considered "pompous"

 

@JayWhitson I've been terrible with clues so far. But I'll go ahead and take a stab with the Mr. Burns reference. Are you my 2nd sender?

 

Dropping off 3 boxes today. 1 is expected by the recipient, the other 2 are not. And they're not heading to my targets.

 

Ha, was worth a shot. I've only seen 1 Simpson's episode but I get the Mr Burns all the time.