SAVAGES v3

Ok target Y, your first box is scheduled to land today So here’s your last clue

 

Close relative of the hamburger so maybe me.

 

Target X your box is still scheduled for delivery tomorrow. You’re getting one last hint too

 

Target #2 landing today! Sorry for the lack of a note, but I think you can figure out what’s next by asking @jhavs

 

1. I have not shipped any dicks to my targets, yet.
2. My targets have both posted more so far than I have.
3. I am shipping slightly north, somewhat west and a little south.
4. I have shipped beer to both of my targets before
5. Target #1 trying to decide if I want to be a dick with your blind beer. Target #2 I should be able to fulfill many ticks for you.
6. Target #1 has more Untappd check ins than me Target #2 does not.
7. Looks like both targets are about a 2 day ship for me.
8. Making a trip to Charleston Friday to pick up beer. Neither target has had been from this brewery.
9. According to Business Insider sports betting is legal in one of my targets states but not the other.

 

I had my eye on you, but this should take me out.

 

That wasn't a reference to having big balls?

 

Just wondering... anyone other than @thisischuck01 in the group not try these before? I know @azuelke & @JFreres have sent a bunch around the group in the past. Like this post if you have not had them.

cheers!

 

First boxes for each target going out today!

Hint 10: No member on the current active roster of my beloved NY Mets played college or high school ball in either of of my targets' states.
Hint 9: No member on the current active roster of my beloved Boston Celtics played college ball in either of my targets' states.
Hint 8: This weekend (6/27-6/28), one of my targets (b) toasted one of my Untappd check ins, the other (a) did not toast me this weekend
Hint 7: I have more Untappd check ins and unique check ins than both targets
Hint 6: Both targets have posted in this thread this week (Week of 6/28)
Hint 5: One target has a number in their BA Name (a), the other does not (b)
Hint 4: I've never been to either of my targets' home state
Hint 3: Neither target is in my timezone
Hint 2: I've never sent or received beer from target 1 (a)
Hint 2: I think I've sent beer to you, or you sent beer to me, but I'm way too lazy to go actually check. But I'm pretty sure it's happened. (b)
Hint 1: sending west to both targets

 

I've had all these and I want to like this post so badly because they were all so delicious, but I will refrain for tracking purposes.

 

Softball hint for both of you...

The 12 second mark of this song will indicate your usernames

 

If I was, though, your box would be going out Monday.

 

Working on food/swag for my targets. Only like this post if you'd enjoy a bag of fresh roasted local coffee beans.