SAVAGES v3

Target #1 Hint #1-I requested you as a target.
Target #2 Hint #1-If I requested a 2nd target you would have been it.
Both Targets Hint #2-you’re screwed, commence Operation Porch Reinforcement asap I may not wait long.
Both Targets Hint #3-neither one of you have had much Modern Times. That will change.
Both Targets Hint #4-Hint #2 was wishful thinking. I’ll probably take until the deadline. This will be in your benefit.
Both Targets Hint #5-you’re not very picky.
Target #1 Hint #6-we’ve talked before.
Target #2 Hint #6-I’ve been to your city. It was cleaner and way safer than I expected. I’d gladly come back.
Both Targets Haul Hint #1 -Due to Hint #5 above I'm trying to send you both identical boxes, or close to it. Not finding as many bottles as I usually like to send. But due to almost every brewery in CA shipping cans, just ordered a sweet box from one of my favorite breweries, in a city known for golf and scuba diving. From what I can tell, you both have only checked in 2 brews from here.
Both Targets Haul Hint #2 - Hope you're wanting a ton of hops. Just secured some of the most difficult CA cans to get ahold of. Was, struggling on brewery swag since many breweries are out of stock w/Covid. Not struggling any more. And this morning was able to order 6 different 4 packs of cans from a CA brewery more known for their sours. I think you'll both be pleased...as will my 3rd ninja target.

 

Ok I'm going out on my second limb of the day. Me?

 

I am unsure who your targets are Kevin, but I know exactly who you’re talking about with your last hint. That’s a baller mixed case

 

Not this round Evan.

 

O for 2. I'm going for the hat trick later.

 

Might as well call me out. Who knows what fuckery @FFFjunkie has planned.

 

Not the hat trick, the Nap trick

 

I liked it because I can't see it.

 

I won't do math problems so no Matt. Unless you are then yes. I need a beer.

 

You saying I'm napping on the hints Sean?

 

I have no idea who my senders are lol

 

It is in honor of our Newb friend @Joenap419 and his uncanny ability to guess his senders

 

Got it.

 

One more hint for target 2. Long Island Sound.

 

why is Arby's the only notable place on this map lol?

 

Gonna call you out.

Hint #3: I've only had 5 beers from Modern Times.
Hint #5: My preferred styles are "I'll drink anything. Preference for new ticks, if possible!"
Hint #6: I feel like this hint only really applies to a big city.
Haul Hint #1: Guessing Monterey and Alvarado Street Brewery? You've checked into quite a few brews from there, you're relatively near, and I've only had 2 of their beers.

 

have so few MT checks but don't think it's me

 

Alright @thisischuck01 you got me. Better start running, there's going to be a ton of calories in this box!

 

That wasn't really a guess, but...