SAVAGES v3

Target one, your box lands tomorrow, so here's a gimmie...Oh and i completely forgot to wrap a blind beer.....

Hint: Its the land of Danger caps!!

 

Should I be taking cover and reenforcing the porch in the morning?

 

I don't think I'm one of your targets, @Snrubnivek , but, damn, I wish I were!

 

@Franfab , I don't play sports.

I do, however, appreciate the hint. Looking forward to it, my friend!

 

It’s been a few days, might as well throw up another worthless hint to target #2. Your box ships Monday BTW.

Hint # 1: not shipping to @ayalaa28.
Haul Hint #1: sending a fuck ton of beer.
Hint #2: sent and / or received beer from both of you.
Hint #3: one of you have had beers in the great state of Iowa and one has not.
Hint #4: shipping eastish.
Haul Hint #2: gonna fuck your porch up real hard shortly - Fridayish for box #1 to target #1. Target #2 -box #1 is packed but I need to get a new toner cartridge for my printer to add a letter so you’re going to have to wait.
Hint #5: shipping Southish
Hint #6: you jacked off more during the pandemic than I did.
Hint #7:

 

lol @Orca_Whale *bravo, sir, bravo

 

Dirty but me likey

 

It’s soda, I’m out! (Stupid pc Nintendo)

 

Blind Beer #6 of 15 from @thatoneguymike. I hope to get through all 15 this weekend, yay life goals!


Was feeling like an IPA, so went with 16oz can. I was not disappointed.



Monday Night Don’t Call It Hotlanta Quadruple IPA. I had this when they dropped some beers at local shops when they had a temporary license in MA for EBF. I was good then and good now. Thanks Mike

 

Blind Beer #7 of 15 from @thatoneguymike.


After the big IPA from Monday Night, I went with a 12oz can hoping it was lighter. Perfect choice, first sip I can tell it’s a lager, and I love a good lager.



Three Taverns Ukiyo Rice Lager. This was a good lager, perfect after a big IPA. Thanks Mike

 

After that haul hint and seeing as you requested a target, am I within my rights to request you as a sender?

Assuming your brewery of choice is Other Half, I'm liking these hints so far.

 

Initial boxes were given to USPS yesterday. One of you should receive your box Friday (but we all know USPS has been completely full of shit on their estimates lately). The other I'm not really sure about:

 

Great hit @Joplamp

How do you go uphill both ways? Unless you travel downhill both ways too??

 

<eyeballs gif>

Just back into town for a couple days before heading back out but first, a clue or two.

Target #1 and Target #2. Our states all share some popular grown (legal) crops.
Target #1 I bought a Michigan made product that someone else in your family will get to enjoy. In fact, I didn't even buy it with you in mind.
Target #2 I've sent you beer before.

 

Ok, I'm feeling brave for my 2nd callout. I'm target a?

1: duh
2a: we've never exchanged
3: HST
4: you've never been to HI
5: y2k
6: active
7: 6000 > 400
8a: no toast
9: no one from UH is in the NBA
10: last hawaii guy on the Mets was Benny Agbayani?

 

Hint 1: shipping east (or really, really far west)

Hint 2: I've sent or received beer from at least one target

Hint 3: There was a baseball player who played his whole major league baseball career, over 15 years, with one team...

Hint 4: he was an all star, gold glove winner, silver slugger

and since it’s Aloha Friday, let’s turn two

Hint 5:

Hint 6: he's also been a rookie of the year and a world series champion

Hint 7: he was in the American League

Hint 8: now that some of you know who this Sweet player is, I’m not shipping to the state that was home to his baseball team

Hint 9: Now that a team is established, I’m thinking of two P’s that played for that team. They have some things in common. One thing that they don’t have in common is that one was a RHP and one was a LHP

Hint 10: both pitchers have won a Cy young and a World Series

Hint 11: both pitchers didn't play their whole careers for that team

Hint 12: both pitchers won their Cy Young award when they weren't on the Tigers

Non sports hint 1: For @Oconomowocian and other guys who are not baseball guys, you get math hints instead...the product of the digits in my zip code is greater than or equal to the product of the digits in either of my targets' zip code

non sports hint 2: the product of the digits in my zip code is greater than or equal to the sum of the digit products of both my targets

non sports hint 3: even if I were to swim across the Pacific Ocean and land on a state, I’d still need to cross at least 4 more states to reach my targets

non sports hint 4:

non sports hint 5: the product of my phone digits is greater than or equal to the product of the phone digits of either of my targets

 

Sorry for the lack of hints this round targets, I've been busy running around to grab stuff for your boxes. Just inside of 2 weeks since my first hints, here's some more hints to hold you over:

Hint 01: You're fucked
Hint 02: Not sorry.
Hint 03: You have not guessed me as your sender.
Hint 04: You have not been in any Newbie rounds
Hint 05: No handshake tick
Hint 06: Shipping South
Hint 07: I have never been to your state