SAVAGES v3

Hint #13: My 2 targets have posted roughly the same number of times in this thread.

 

Looks like 06 takes you off my list, but pretty close

 

Expect a box today

 

You do exist!

 

My targets will have a first round of boxes shipped on Monday. Two other people in this thread should see something on their porches today...

 

Just informed that 2 large flat rates landed this morning from Billings Montana. So unless there is some fuckery involved thanks to @JayWhitson
Pics and full report coming this evening.

 

Excellent box @Joplamp

 

Winner!

 

And I loved me some Benny Agbayani! Him, Timo Perez, Jay Payton, such a dynamic OF that came out of nowhere. Too bad Derek Bell had to get so many ABs that year, although his walk up song (Big pimpin) made me laugh every AB

 

It was such a shame all the crap that Agbayani took because he was a replacement player. Loved the way he played the game.

 

hint #1 today for target #1 you have not as of this posted on this page today

 

Hint #1- I have not chugged a beer / setup multiple hostess displays / left a picture of Wilfred Brimley on either of my targets porches
Hint #2- I have either sent and/or been sent beer by one of my targets before (target X). The other I have not (target Y)
Hint #3- I have not met either of my targets in a parking lot during quarantine to do a beer swap where a dog tagged along
Hint #4- I have not had a beer (or more) in either of my targets kitchen
Hint #5- neither one of my targets was with me the last time I had a beer in a brewery before the shutdown
Hint #6- as of 12:30 PM on Monday the 22nd one of my targets has put in a guess in the LIF Jason and I are doing (target X) and one has not (target Y) (55% of you have guessed). The target who made a guess has been more active than the other target on this thread. The LIF does hit the style preferences of the non guessing target pretty well so I'm expecting a guess to be made before the deadline
Hint #7- Shipping UPS ground will take 2 days longer for one target (X) than the other for my boxes (target Y)
Hint #8- I have had a BA beer mail conversation with one of my targets (X) but not the other (Y)
Hints #9-13 were gifs giving target Y some shit
Hint #14- I bought the wife a used car this weekend. One of may targets has an automotive assembly plant in their state (Y) the other does not (X)
Hint #15- my alma matter Wisconsin has more wins over the last 10 years than a pretty high profile college football team in target Y's state
Hint #16- hitting a couple lighthouses today in the UP. My state has more lighthouses than target X's (a surprise) and target Y's (not a surprise at all)

 

Hint #1 today for target #2 you have

am I X?

 

Two last hints for both targets to hold you over for now...

Hint 01: You're fucked
Hint 02: Not sorry.
Hint 03: You have not guessed me as your sender.
Hint 04: You have not been in any Newbie rounds
Hint 05: No handshake tick
Hint 06: Shipping South
Hint 07: I have never been to your state
Hint 08: Out for Delivery.

 

Well, you see, all of my boxes have to go around Lake Michigan to head Northeast. Technically the boxes do head South...

 

I guess technically that is correct. Google maps had the southern or northern route. I figured the shipping companies wouldn't head to Canada.

 

Shipping companies never seem to do anything logical.