SAVAGES v3

There is no fucking way!!

 

Well last hint for target #1

1. I have not shipped any dicks to my targets, yet.
2. My targets have both posted more so far than I have.
3. I am shipping slightly north, somewhat west and a little south.
4. I have shipped beer to both of my targets before
5. Target #1 trying to decide if I want to be a dick with your blind beer. Target #2 I should be able to fulfill many ticks for you.
6. Target #1 has more Untappd check ins than me Target #2 does not.
7. Looks like both targets are about a 2 day ship for me.
8. Making a trip to Charleston Friday to pick up beer. Neither target has had been from this brewery.
9. According to Business Insider sports betting is legal in one of my targets states but not the other.
10. Based on Google Maps my drive to Target #1 is less than 9 hours, target 2 is more than 15 hours.
11. Target #2 I was in your state last year for work, Target #1 I was also in your state last year for work also for a large comic convention some years ago.
12. Target #1 I was not a dick with your blind beer. Target #2 I had to reopen your box, I checked back and you do not like blueberry ales.
13. Target #2 knows who they are Target #1 I would post a super hard math hint but fuck it.

 

Amazing boxes @Joplamp @Bum4ever @Nichols33

 

UPS fucked it up for me didn't they?

 

Random ninja box marked as out for delivery today.

LIF shipment says Friday expected.

Target first boxes say Thursday and Friday, so have a bit to provide some hints prior to arrival.

 

Hint #1 for both of my targets
-My boxes are both heading West.

Hint #2 for both of my targets
-I have more confirmed BA trades then my targets combined

Hint #3 for both of my targets
-You both live in states with higher population than mine

Hint #4 for both of my targets
-Your states have a larger total area than my state

Hint #5 for both my targets
-You both live in towns with at least 10X greater population than my town

Hint #6 the population density of both of my targets towns is at least 50 times greater than the population density of my town

Hint #7 for both targets
-My town was established at least 75 years prior to either of your towns

Hint #8 for both targets
-Neither of my targets were somewhat caught in the middle of a recent "box" war between two prevalent BA BIF groups.

Hint #9 for both targets
-My time zone is different than my targets

Hint #10 for both targets
-One of you has beers listed on BA wants list, the other does not

Hint #11 for both targets
-I follow one of you on a beer related APP. My other target does not use this APP.

Hint #12 for both targets
-I have sent beer to one of my targets, the other I have not.

Hint #13 for both targets
-Both of my targets could have had a Breakfast Crunchwrap Combo for breakfast pretty conveniently.

 

Target #2 Box(Beer Only) is ready....will be dropping off shortly. Scheduled delivery for Friday. Swag box to go out later. Destination - Concrete Jungle

 

wait a sec...

 

@Joplamp @Bum4ever @Nichols33 @GC2020 killing it

 

Awesome hits @Bum4ever @GC2020 @Joplamp @Nichols33

 

@EMH73 got me


Treehouse - Triple Shot House Blend
Other Half - Coco Crazee
Pantomime Mixtures - Technicolor Dreamcoat - new brewery tick that I've never heard of
Moustache Brewing - Snugg 2018
Other Half X Moksa - Seven Deadly Layers - yes please

Cans
Sand City-
Double Drifter, Oops I hopped My Pants!, Vaya Con Dios (love Point Break, awesome)
Equilibrium-
Full Full (love triples), Fluctuation, Energy Wave
Suarez Fine Line Kolsch
Eviltwin Even More Pecan Pie Jesus

Flatiron Pepper Co Pepper Flakes (Arbol, Ghost, Habanero, Jalapeno)
A Little Brittle Heaven - Almond Brittle friggin delicous started eating while unboxing

Blind Beer - 16oz Foil wrapper think it says 5.09%

Crazy box Evan thanks a bunch man looking forward to these

 

Great box there @EMH73

 

Awesome box @EMH73 !

 

Hint 1: shipping east (or really, really far west)

Hint 2: I've sent or received beer from at least one target

Hint 3: There was a baseball player who played his whole major league baseball career, over 15 years, with one team...

Hint 4: he was an all star, gold glove winner, silver slugger

and since it’s Aloha Friday, let’s turn two

Hint 5:

Hint 6: he's also been a rookie of the year and a world series champion

Hint 7: he was in the American League

Hint 8: now that some of you know who this Sweet player is, I’m not shipping to the state that was home to his baseball team

Hint 9: Now that a team is established, I’m thinking of two P’s that played for that team. They have some things in common. One thing that they don’t have in common is that one was a RHP and one was a LHP

Hint 10: both pitchers have won a Cy young and a World Series

Hint 11: both pitchers didn't play their whole careers for that team

Hint 12: both pitchers won their Cy Young award when they weren't on the Tigers

Hint 13: both pitchers won the world series when they weren't on the Tigers

Hint 14: how the mighty have fallen. both pitchers pitched in 2019 and both pitchers' ERA was over 4

Hint 15:


Hint 16:


Non sports hint 1: For @Oconomowocian and other guys who are not baseball guys, you get math hints instead...the product of the digits in my zip code is greater than or equal to the product of the digits in either of my targets' zip code

non sports hint 2: the product of the digits in my zip code is greater than or equal to the sum of the digit products of both my targets

non sports hint 3: even if I were to swim across the Pacific Ocean and land on a state, I’d still need to cross at least 4 more states to reach my targets

non sports hint 4:

non sports hint 5: the product of my phone digits is greater than or equal to the product of the phone digits of either of my targets

non sports hint 6: the distance between my two targets' cities is a little less than half the distance from myself to @Bum4ever 's city

non sports hint 7: if a=1, b=2, c=3...for the entire alphabet, both of my targets' state name sum is greater than my state name sum (hawaii)

 

#16 has NH link, but I haven’t figured out anything pointing towards me with the other sports hints.

 

Hope you enjoy. 2nd box should be coming in about 2 weeks.

 

I am down to just a few options for sender #2, so I'm gonna take a chance and call you out Chuck as my second sender....

 

Excellent box @EMH73

 

I love how like half @jhavs' hints are about how he lives in an ancient, unpopulated, tiny town in a tiny state, and he has to drive 30+ miles just to get a fuckin' crunchwrap.

 

Target #1: Box 2 says Friday via FedEx

Target #2: USPS says Friday, but I don’t trust those fuckers.

Target #3: Gathering supplies

Target #4: Your turn will come!