Looking for something cheap in cans...

never

 

Yeah meet them at the door with a 2 40's and duct tape. You are not only giving them beer, but also dressing them for halloween "Edward 40 hands"

 

There's only 124 (in a perfect situation, which never happens) pints in a half barrel. Better get 3.

 

Might need seltzer, cider, white wine, or some sorta mimosas for the Moms.

ISO: single Moms in OPs neighborhood.

FT: Me.

 

Airplane bottles of Jack Daniels?

Did that one time at a Halloween party: dropped a hundred bucks on airplane bottles of various things, and dropped them into a messenger bag. Gave a few away to cute girls, and folks started walking up and asking me. Told em they hadda say Trick or Treat, and be happy with what they got.

Good times. Especially since the only way out of the top floor of the barn was a slide. With no sides. Medicinal airplane bottles for the uncoordinated.

 

That list brings tears to my eyes.

 

Is OP going to card trick or treaters or will he be amazed by the amount of teenagers with stick on mustaches going as adults?

 

Or maybe they will go the full beard route?

Cheers!

 

There will be 30 “McLovin’s” from Hawaii that show up!

 

Yuengling Lord Chesterfield Ale.

 

Hamm's.
If for no other reason than it is the plural form of ham, so I'm told.

 

I am stunned (not really) no one in this thread has yet suggested the 7-oz. bottle of Little Kings Cream Ale.

 

I'm a little late for this year but I'd go with High Life or Narragansett."Hey neighbor"

 

This is so true. Im 48 with a 9 year old, so Im around of younger parents and non havr any respect for the old school craft beers.

 

I'm almost young enough to be your son (if you had me at an extremely irresponsible age just out of high school haha) so you can imagine how hard it is to enjoy craft beer with many people in my own age group. If I put together any kind of casual share, half the other young guys do not enjoy my "vinegar beers" and "boring stouts" that don't have marshmallow or cookies in them.

"I thought you said this was a sour beer? This tastes like salad dressing! Do you even lactose, bro? There's not even Oreos in here! Where's the double stuft cookie dough marshmallow fudge town maple sap house imperial pastry weisse with milk sugar, churros, slushee pop, blue razmatazz, cotton candy, Madagascar vanilla, Indian vanilla, Tahitian vanilla, Mexican vanilla, cacao nibs, cinnabun, and insulin? Ok boomer."

 

A little late, but Mad Elf in cans would have been a great choice. An 11% banger.

 

Jeez, he's not trying to kill them...might as well toss in a bottle of Black Tuesday for each of them...

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

 

So what did you end up choosing?

 

If that beer were in cans it would be a great suggestion.