Phase Three Brewing (2021)

I thought everyone knew we were in a post-Smooj world

 

Its a Smooj world and we're just living in it.

 

Looks like from a pricing standpoint it's in line with Smooj, which is 4x12oz for ~$18

 

Well, with NA beer sales seeing a bit of a surge recently, it's only a matter of time before breweries chase the trend by releasing NA smoothies.

 

Seriously, fuck all that bullshit. P3 ought to make a stand right fucking now on principle alone.

 

I doubt these are going to be my thing but I bet they’re going to be popular. And tasty.

 

Right, so why are people throwing salt? I’m probably not going to buy but many people will

 

For me, it's the price and this weird seltzer/smoothie hybrid that I guess I never got into. And the branding is not my cup of tea. If people buy it up, good on them. More money to expand and finally get me in their Ambassadors program.

 

Because it's a beer message board, a place for neckbeards to get catty!!!

 

TIL something called Smooj exists. I'd like to go back to yesterday if I could.

 

They also announced they'll have an "original" Kiwi-Strawberry seltzer on tap, which I'm taking as more of a standard-type seltzer.

And to be clear, my wife loves that stuff, so money from my household will likely be spent on these products. But I don't have to like it, just like she doesn't care for my stouts and IPAs, haha.

 

When they announced their Seltzer brand they announced they would have regular hard seltzer, smoothie style, and hopped seltzer. I'm here for all of it.

 

LULZ is right.

 

anyone see a post/description for pressed tiramisu yet? interested to know what adjuncts are in this one.

 

I'm gonna guess.....Coffee, Cocoa, Orange Peel, Vanilla.

 

lol, this literally got tweeted right after I posted this...I was wrong about the orange peel.
https://twitter.com/phasethreebrew/status/1355248918037213189?s=21

 

Do their Friday releases usually go straight to online order? I haven't had their stuff in awhile and was going to get some cans, but none of these are on their online store.

 

Usually it's up right at 3pm, but according to a FB comment, someone called them and they said the new stuff should be up on the site in a few minutes.

EDIT: Everything is up now (3:32pm)

 

What kind of monster puts orange peel in tiramisu?