Broad beer categories

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  1. BigIronH

    BigIronH Grand Pooh-Bah (3,762) Oct 31, 2019 Michigan
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    That’s pretty much my gripe here. A beer that is clearly not falling within given style guidelines that are both typical and traditional but is labeled as such style anyways. What sense does that make?
    That’s my problem here as well. Trix and skittles and rabbit puke don’t belong in a Berliner. In a slushy/smoothie style maybe.
    Exactly. And I may be off base, but I think this is where @cavedave is coming from and this is where I agree with him. At a certain point the style guidelines are null en void. Which is where it may be easier to say “fruited beer” and indicate the sourness or fruitiness to varying degrees on the label. I understand this is impossible and will never happen, but it would indeed make it easier.
     
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  2. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
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    Of course it does, there is no way to do what we did in mycology, which is a name convention based on genome. It asks a brewer, who presumably knows his product, to make judgements about his own beer, something done now much more poorly by a system you actually had to disclaim in an earlier post, "As poorly as it works, I do think that our current mish mash of style designations..."

    My own comment about the possibility of styles being revised in a way that makes sense, "I realize how unlikely it is to happen. Too many have too much invested in this failure of a style system, including in all fairness, this site."
     
  3. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Yeah, but your system would take up valuable space that could go more 4th grade level cartoons on the cans. Plus, wouldn't match all the death imagery of the metalhead breweries. :wink:
     
  4. unlikelyspiderperson

    unlikelyspiderperson Grand Pooh-Bah (3,966) Mar 12, 2013 California
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    This, I think, is to crux of my point. What you're proposing is really just another subjective framework for categorizing beers. I think that if you, or some group of people, were to create a fleshed out system like you're describing it would be valuable to many people. I think that it would be interesting and educational to go through the process of working out a system like that. But at the end, I think we'd be left with another system that captured some aspects excellently and had major shortcomings in others. That's why I say that the mish mash is the best, no one system is going to successfully communicate everything to everyone about every beer.
     
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  5. cjgiant

    cjgiant Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,584) Jul 13, 2013 District of Columbia
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    I still think it would be possible to have broad categories as one data point (field) and a separate collection of modifiers (like labels) that can be applied on top of it. For example, have an imperial stout category, with modifiers - e.g. barrel aged, pastry/flavored, coffee.

    I would consider starting with the modifiers curated per category to include the most common "sub-styles" - but even four modifiers per category can yield 16 different sub-styles (if I did the math right).

    Now, the suggestion has been made in the past and met with little to no enthusiasm , so I am not expecting it to happen. But I'll mention it every once in a while when these threads come up :slight_smile:
     
  6. BigIronH

    BigIronH Grand Pooh-Bah (3,762) Oct 31, 2019 Michigan
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    My enthusiasm for it basically stems from just wanting to know what I can expect in the can without going online to read reviews. Is it a hard thing to do? No, of course not. Most of us carry computers in our pockets. However, I find it unnecessary and disheartening for breweries to mischaracterize their beers to potentially add “style” as @Roguer put it, or to deceive novice drinkers. Most of us can obviously tell that a beer conditioned on skittles and Trix is not going to satisfy our taste for a Berliner, but if I tell a new buddy in my bottle share club to try a Berliner or if I tell a new trader I like Berliners and something like that is the result of my advice/recommendations, I don’t think the brewery has done a service to anyone by labeling their beers as something that what’s in the can is so different from as far as what most of us would consider clear style guidelines.
     
  7. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
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    Yes, a much more standardized, much more user friendly one that makes things easier for the consumer to know what is in the container.

    If your point is that a better system than the one we have is not possible, I strongly disagree for all the reasons I've mentioned. If that is not your point, than what is your point?

    Either way, too much of this thread dominated by this tangential discussion.
     
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  8. BigIronH

    BigIronH Grand Pooh-Bah (3,762) Oct 31, 2019 Michigan
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    I think that’s what everyone wants. Sounds like everyone has an opinion the best way to get it done. I for one could not care less. All I know is the way we’re going about it now is both ineffective, uninformative, and dishonest.
     
  9. unlikelyspiderperson

    unlikelyspiderperson Grand Pooh-Bah (3,966) Mar 12, 2013 California
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    My point is that I don't believe that an objective classification system that would.be universally better for consumers exists or could.be created. I'm sure that improvement can be made (especially in adherence in labeling from.brewers), but I think that improvement is through the refinement of the various current systems.

    I think this is a bit overstated. It seems that in general our system works pretty well to communicate what to expect, as long as brewers use it. There are some exceptions like the Berliner that you noted. The generic "IPA" or "sour" would be ones. The one that is most urgently in need of addressing in my mind is "saison". That can mean all sorts of different things to different people.
     
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  10. Squire

    Squire Grand Pooh-Bah (4,385) Jul 16, 2015 Mississippi
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    The system works well enough for us though the many branch tree might could do with some trimming. The general beer consumer is probably more interested in brands than styles and separate premium (Budweiser) from non (Milwaukee's Best) by price. Of course if the beer is darker then it must be stronger.
     
  11. elNopalero

    elNopalero Grand Pooh-Bah (5,822) Oct 14, 2009 Michigan
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    Fruited sour milkshake IPA. I still haven’t figured that one out.
     
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  12. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,348) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    Why 14? Serious question, no snark. It seems oddly specific and I would like to hear why.

    BRØ... YØV HÄT?
     
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  13. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
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    Back when if first became obvious there were too many styles that were too contradictory and difficult to understand, and an inefficient way of delivering needed knowledge to consumers of characteristics of beer, I tried to standardize a grouping of basic categories into a logical and trimmed down grouping that could be combined with a standardized checklist of characteristics to deliver the info. I came up with fourteen. I actually lost that original list in the chaos of my divorce and distro of possessions, but I am pretty sure I could recreate it. 14 is not a magic number, and in fact I am ready to get behind any more standardized, more logical, easier to use, greatly reduced number of style categories, and any system that improves upon my idea for how to deliver info to consumers.
     
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  14. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    You need to put that one in the vomit beer category. (After getting a consensus approval to create it).
     
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  15. BigIronH

    BigIronH Grand Pooh-Bah (3,762) Oct 31, 2019 Michigan
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    Agreed. This is where I agree with Dave in that at a certain point, the style names become meaningless.
     
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  16. BigIronH

    BigIronH Grand Pooh-Bah (3,762) Oct 31, 2019 Michigan
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    I think that’s the trouble is when brewers allow their labeling to be open for interpretation. I see certain things black and white. Berliner is one of them. Saison is obviously a little more complicated but that as well has a certain set of criteria in my opinion. I probably am overstating it here, it’s not nearly as big of a deal if you take the time to read can descriptions and have some half assed idea what you’re looking for and drinking.
     
  17. unlikelyspiderperson

    unlikelyspiderperson Grand Pooh-Bah (3,966) Mar 12, 2013 California
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    This is the actual culprit in my view. Its sort of immaterial how well designed any give classification system is when it comes to some brewers/marketers putting whatever they want on a label. Hell, some labels seem reluctant to give you any information about the liquid inside. It doesn't matter how precise your system of classification is if a brewer is just.going to add 40 boxes of trix per barrel and not emphasize that on the label. I don't see a solution to that that doesnt involve some kind of mandated style labeling requirements, and color me skeptical if we're hoping for simpler, clearer communication through government fiat
     
  18. BigIronH

    BigIronH Grand Pooh-Bah (3,762) Oct 31, 2019 Michigan
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    I’m not in favor of anything “mandated”. I’m in favor of voluntary honesty. If they want to make the silly label, be it as it may. I personally think more people would buy the beer if it was marketed as it actually is instead of what the brewer wants to stylize it as.
     
  19. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    It has been mentioned a number of times in this thread but permit me to 'summarize': Marketing!

    Some (most?) breweries are going to place whatever verbiage they think will maximize sales/revenue on their labels. Providing clear and precise language in order to communicate what is inside the can (or bottle) is not a priority for the marketers.

    Cheers!
     
  20. unlikelyspiderperson

    unlikelyspiderperson Grand Pooh-Bah (3,966) Mar 12, 2013 California
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    I hope for the same thing.
    It seems like it to me, and my experience is that beer.labels are.generally becoming more informative. At least in my market, many of the newer breweries communicate the contents pretty clearly on the label.

    I think we are experiencing a moment where brewers took a number of styles and experimented with throwing all kinds of shit into them. Some of these apparently worked and are.hear.to stay (neipa, super fruited kettle sours/Berliners, dessert stouts) and now we are just living in the lag between that phase and the nomenclature catching up.

    Until then, maybe don't buy beers that don't feel labeled right and/or reach out to breweries you like who might be offenders.and let.them know they're confusing people and its annoying.
     
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