Worst Beer Protips?

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  1. champ103

    champ103 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,296) Sep 3, 2007 Texas
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    And you don't skunk that intentionally, I assume, haha :slight_smile:
     
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  2. MNAle

    MNAle Initiate (0) Sep 6, 2011 Minnesota

    It's also desirable in Heineken and Corona. :wink:
     
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  3. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    You assume correctly, brown bottles in a 'sealed' cardboard case.

    Cheers!
     
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  4. unlikelyspiderperson

    unlikelyspiderperson Grand Pooh-Bah (3,966) Mar 12, 2013 California
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    if I get a chance later i will look for it again, but in the past when looking into this question I did find statements from Danny Fantome about desiring some light struck character to develop
     
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  5. jesskidden

    jesskidden Grand Pooh-Bah (3,145) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    Well, some might claim that, but I wouldn't consider them a "pro". Most people who cellar do it for the changes it brings to the beer. Some might like it "better", but most admit to it only tasting different.

    Ruins it.

    Reminds me of my buddy who is restoring a 1970s Ford Pinto Wagon (his grandfather's first car after getting out of the service - those round windows were a bitch to install on the assembly line...). Some bad rust, including the metal gas tank and the strap supports.

    He's found an after-market modern tank that will fit pretty good with just a bit of extra work but, of course, it's made of that black plastic (High-density polyethylene (HDPE)). He's concerned that, being plastic and all, it won't explode during a rear-end crash - thus ruining the authenticity of the restoration. :grimacing:
     
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  6. steveh

    steveh Grand Pooh-Bah (4,174) Oct 8, 2003 Illinois
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    Until then, I remain skeptical.

    Then again, I am skeptical of any brewer who wants to intentionally produce off characters in their beer. Probably just me. :wink:

    BTW, Dany Prignon?
     
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  7. beer_beer

    beer_beer Pooh-Bah (2,306) Feb 13, 2018 Finland
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    It should clearly explode!
     
  8. steveh

    steveh Grand Pooh-Bah (4,174) Oct 8, 2003 Illinois
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    Or, at least have the possibility of exploding. Much more authentic that way... if not an intentional fault. :wink:
     
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  9. JayORear

    JayORear Grand Pooh-Bah (3,058) Feb 22, 2012 California
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    Exactly why I don’t review.
     
  10. mvogt

    mvogt Pundit (759) Sep 10, 2021 Massachusetts

    Ugh, my parents had a '70s Ford Pinto Wagon when I was a kid (yeah, in the 70s, shut up kid). I had friends who weren't allowed to ride in it!
     
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  11. JackRWatkins

    JackRWatkins Maven (1,472) Nov 3, 2014 Georgia
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    I don't know, but they know it does, they know that they have brown bottles and yet many continue to do so, though sadly, in the states Saison Dupont is now almost (if not) entirely in brown bottles and cans, and though it's still a great beer, I don't enjoy it as much. My guess is that like many things, it didn't start out that way, but much like sour beer, things that start as a defect often end up as features. I think there might be some record of brewers once upon a time using thrown out champagne bottles which typically happened to be green and it went from there, but don't quote me on that, that's an anecdotal memory and I couldn't tell you a source. Hell I might've accidentally made it up.
     
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  12. JackRWatkins

    JackRWatkins Maven (1,472) Nov 3, 2014 Georgia
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    I will say though, probably because of it being a smaller run seasonal beer rather than any creative decision, Avec Les Bons Vœux is still in green bottles.

    I don't think there's any need for either side to be dogmatic about it (not that I'm suggesting you are) but if you prefer unskunked saison that's totally legitimate. I like the green bottles because I enjoy that musty, skunky smell in my saisons. Whether or not this is true (I don't think it matters actually), it feels more viscerally authentic to me when I smell that. But again, just a personal preference.
     
  13. JackRWatkins

    JackRWatkins Maven (1,472) Nov 3, 2014 Georgia
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    If you find Heineken and Corona desirable sure :sweat_smile:
     
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  14. JackRWatkins

    JackRWatkins Maven (1,472) Nov 3, 2014 Georgia
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    Is it really an off character if the brewer produces exactly what they were going for?
     
  15. steveh

    steveh Grand Pooh-Bah (4,174) Oct 8, 2003 Illinois
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    Exactly my point in asking if it's truly intentional. Do you know for certain it's "exactly what they were going for?"

    I've read a lot of descriptions of Saison and haven't seen light-struck, historically recorded as an off character, as a usual trait.
     
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  16. jesskidden

    jesskidden Grand Pooh-Bah (3,145) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    Brooklyn Brewery's Garrett Oliver* claims the opposite:
    (*A search for his name + champagne will turn up multiple examples of the claim).
     
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  17. JackRWatkins

    JackRWatkins Maven (1,472) Nov 3, 2014 Georgia
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    Just to complete the circle here, so we can dispense with questions about a brewers intention: Do you know that it's not what they were going for? The best we can do is take these people at their word and rely on what they claim, unless someone has some evidence that it was a horrible accident that the brewer was too proud to admit and too lazy to fix.

    I'm not necessarily talking about "historical" record, and I'm not trying to claim that light-struck character in Saison is built into the history of the style, but it stands to reason that at least some brewers who make that claim and don't change their bottles, whether or not it was originally on purpose, clearly don't mind or even like the effect it has and have continued to use the bottles for that reason.

    Also, Jester King has occasionally released Le Petit Prince in green bottles, and wrote a blog post explaining why, (they claim to be doing it for the same reason that I do it, but maybe they are lying) but as far as I know, the beer didn't start in green bottles, and most Jester King beers are not in green bottles, which leads me to believe that they did what they meant to do. Just one example, but still.

    I should say they also release SPON (almost exclusively with the exception of the boxes) in green bottles, but release some things in brown bottles and some things in cans.
     
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  18. JackRWatkins

    JackRWatkins Maven (1,472) Nov 3, 2014 Georgia
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    Also, what I mean was not that modern brewers do this, but rather that once upon a time they might have, like a hundred years ago or something. Also though, again, it's just something I heard somewhere, never claimed it was a fact.
     
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  19. champ103

    champ103 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,296) Sep 3, 2007 Texas
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    I thought Jester King's green bottle gimmick was stupid then and I said so (they also use clear bottles for some of their other heavily fruited sours). For me bottom line, skunk in beer is bad and should be avoided. Its kind of funny to me, as I have definitely seen a shift in this, especially here over the years. On this site pre 2010, nobody would ever argue for something being skunked on purpose, just accepted it as a reality for some breweries, especially imports to the US. We, on BA, trying to avoid it when they could (when buying Saison Dupont for instance, I would ask to get a bottle from a case, that hadn't been sitting out if possible). Oh well, just another in the long line of things I don't really get, which is no big deal in the end.
     
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  20. steveh

    steveh Grand Pooh-Bah (4,174) Oct 8, 2003 Illinois
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    That's what I asked originally. And still haven't seen a solid answer with sources.
     
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