Beer Jokes Thread

What kind of beer do you make in a bucket? PALE Ale....

 

"You are handsome, athletic, an outstanding singer, and an impeccable dancer!"

---Beer

 

What do you call a hoppy Canadian craft beer ? IP Eh

 

My friend asked me if I had a date for the Valentine's Day Beer Tasting. I asked him, "Why, did it change this year?"

 

Oooooh! Took me 20 seconds but at least I 'got' this one.

 

The bartender keeps serving this clearly distraught,miserable man beer after beer.
Finally he asks, why are you so upset.
The man answers,I got into a huge fight with my wife and she said she won't speak to me for an entire month.
The bartender trying to put a positive spin on it says maybe thats a good thing. A little peace and quiet for a month.
The man says I agree,but today's the last day of that month

 

Two ropes are out for a walk, one rope says to the other, "let's get a beer," "okay," says the other rope.
When they walk up to the bar the sign says, "No Ropes Allowed."
They walk in anyway.
The bar tender says, "Get out! You guys look like ropes to me!"
The first rope says, "Nope. Frayed knots."

 

A dyslexic walks into a bra.