NBS BIF #15 Hints and Hauls: Was it Over When the Canadians Bombed BIF #14? HELL NO!

Hint #1
https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100/1986-05-31/
This hint ended up being an unintentional walk down memory lane for me. I was trying to figure out what my favorite song from this list was, and couldn't do it. If I had to make a short list, I think it would be If You Leave, No One Is To Blame, Rain On The Scarecrow, Nasty (no my first name ain't baby, it's Janet, Ms. Jackson if you're nasty), with a nod to Rock Me Amadeus (about as 80's of a song as you'll find) and Sledgehammer, which I don't like as much as I did at the time, but boy did I love that song at the time.

Also, the greatest version of The Greatest Love Of All is, and will always be by Sexual Chocolate.

 

How do I "not like" this.

 

Hint #1: I am shipping South and East.
#2: The nearest MLB team to my target is not in the same division as the Seattle Mariners.
3: I have physically been in my targets state of residence. (I have been to 29-1/2 states. the 1/2 depends on wether one counts just being in the airport changing planes as being in the state. I generally don't.)
4: My targets state touches a large body of water.

 

Remember, you have until Noon Pacific tomorrow to get your guesses in for this LIF. Here's the entries so far:

jonphisher - 19
2beerdogs - 24
Beersnake1 - 26
Roy_Hobbs - 29
WunderLlama - 33

 

Not me

 

I know nothing about baseball so here a foul ball answer 46

 

18.8495559215

 

You were out on me anyway, due to the 'Neighboring States" codicil of the BIF contract.

 

True but how much deception lies within the clue?

 

None. My hints are vague, yet specific, enough that I don't need to rely on subterfuge.

 

If I've counted right, by now 6 of you are eliminated as my target.

 

Haul Hint #2 - less than 5 miles from my home I recently discovered a new nano brewery , “Llama Nama Beer Labs.” I don’t know what drew me to this new brewer, I can’t exactly put my paw on it, but I stopped in this morning. They were sold out of beer cans , only draft pours, but I was able to grab a tShirt for your swag

 

They had 3XL? Cool.

 

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Unless Ontario was admitted to the Union without my knowledge?!

 

They might call it a state not a province out of habit though? The hints are allowed to be misleading.

 

I'll like bourbon for the both of us.

 

Is that also known as extraschmedium

 

Sadly, no.

 

I’ll see if the next brewery has some other swag