NBS BIF #15 Hints and Hauls: Was it Over When the Canadians Bombed BIF #14? HELL NO!

HEY!!!!! At least I keep my hintz conzolidated, and therefore eazy to read, instead of zpread out like zo much cow manure (Illynoize haz cowz, so I've been told), unlike some heathenz.......

 

Dear Target,

I have prepared a private hint for you. I will send it tomorrow.

It will be very revealing.

When and how (and whether) you choose to share this information with the rest of the group is up to you.

Warmest Regards,

 

BOG BEER!

 

I’m this close to calling you out. I still haven’t figured out what those so-called ‘hints’ in the form of beer ratings mean, but my daughter did think that grown man with a name like ‘Snot House’ was pretty amusing. And, you are among the 8 I haven’t ruled out…. Give me a bit.

 

I’m gonna say this rules me out now…you were still one on my not sure list. No longer

 

Hint #5

Great big fins and painted steel, man it looked just like the Batmobile.

 

Hint: I’ve noticed several of you have ruled me out as a sender. One of you is wrong. Perhaps I have lied at one point or another, used outdated information from Wikipedia, or maybe the translator program you are using to turn Canadian English into American English is faulty. Regardless, one of you needs to rethink your decision to eliminate me.

 

i'm taking ferrrisssssss advice...

Hmmm...in summary of your hints of shipping east, reviewed more than 1500 beers, over 20 countries, a certain timber rattlesnake or lack thereof, a new target with no 1 or 9 in my particular zone improvement code and a bowl of cranberries ( a product that I purchased yesterday for deliver to my target), and by the powers invested in me by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, E pluribus Unum, Semper Ubi Sub Ubi, ....i am calling you out!

Are you my sssssssssssender?

 

Today's hint...

• 2015-09-24: 2beerdogs reviewed Alewerks Brewing Company - Bourbon Barrel Porter (BBP), from USA: Virginia, rating it 4 (rDev=-6.3%)
• 2014-09-27: superspak reviewed Stillwater Artisanal Ales - Débutante, from USA: Maryland, rating it 4 (rDev=4.2%)
• 2010-11-23: BBThunderbolt reviewed Anheuser-Busch - Budweiser Select 55, from USA: Missouri, rating it 1 (rDev=-39.4%)
• 2018-12-06: superspak reviewed Mucky Duck Brewing Co. - Nauti Or Nice, from USA: Ohio, rating it 4 (rDev=-1.2%)
• 2015-02-02: ovaltine reviewed Grupo Cervezas Alhambra, SL - Alhambra Especial, from Spain, rating it 3 (rDev=0.0%)
• 2019-04-30: FBarber reviewed Goose Island Beer Co. - Obadiah Poundage, from USA: Illinois, rating it 5 (rDev=23.5%)
• 2005-06-03: woemad reviewed Brauerei Göss (Brau Union) - Gösser Dark Beer, from Austria, rating it 4 (rDev=9.3%)
• 2020-01-06: snaotheus reviewed Bearded Iris Brewing - Double Scatterbrain - DDH W/Citra, from USA: Tennessee, rating it 4 (rDev=-5.2%)
• 2017-12-21: @colts9016 reviewed Hofbräuhaus München - Hofbräu Oktoberfestbier, from Germany, rating it 4 (rDev=13.3%)

Don't worry, target, you'll (probably) figure it out soon.

 

A snoot to boop!

 

Just so you know...we added 64 ratings/reviews since Friday morning.

 

I suppose that the fact that all the ratings in the clues are whole numbers is pertinent, but I don't know why yet. Or if that's a red herring.

 

Not a hint, but to address an apparent need - I considered a career in graphic arts for a while and while I was technically skilled enough, I wasn't creative enough. So I went into the data profession, where 2 + 2 can = 5 (with sufficiently large values of 2)
Anyway, this thing about posting beer pictures - 150 X 300 and <= 20 KB. I can do this relatively easily and quickly, so if you have a beer pic you want to post, feel free to send it to me via PM, this thread or eMail and I'll send you back the necessary file. From there you are on your own as we can only post photos that we took ourselves.

 

That is about where I’m at…

 

I'm still not confident enough to make any guesses but I have narrowed in down to about 7 I think.

I just dropped off several boxes at the post office, flat rate boxes.

Hint: I was very surprised by the estimated delivery day, according to them you have until Friday to figure it out, lets hope they get it their sooner