NBS BIF #16 Hints and Hauls: Sweet Sixteen - Teenage Lust Tastes Like Creamed Corn and Rolling Rock

Winners announcement

Win WunderLlama's Beer LIF
I officiated five soccer matches that weekend

You need to answer these five questions to win:

1) Sum of the Home team's goals = 8

2) Sum of the Away team's goals = 4
3)Tie breaker #1 - This game is not headed to overtime , tie breaker not needed
4) Tie breaker #2 - Black or white - ibid.
5) Tie breaker #3 - How many miles did my Apple watch log (the watch didn't properly record the actual miles FWIW) for these five matches with our going over? Ibid redux, suffice to say “ a lot”

The winner of this LIF definitely gets some "winning beers".

BONUS : The winner also gets to designate an "Opponent " from the BIF16 participants who will also receive some "winning and less than winning beers" .

Most points wins unless we have to go to the tie breakers. A perfect guess is 20 points.

6) @Whyteboar =11 points
5) @Roy_Hobbs = 12 points
4) @BBThunderbolt = 14 points
3) @Beersnake1 = 15 points
2) @Victory_Sabre1973 = 16 points
And the winner is…..
1) @BigIronH , with 18 points congrats !!! Dm me your shipping details and I will try get your WINNING beers headed your way this week


But wait! There’s more!! As the winner , @BigIronH gets to select his “opponent” from this Bif16. Please name this opponent and I will send that individual some ALMOST WINNING beers this week, too !

congrats!

i feel like Oprah

you get a beer!

you get a beer !

 

Wait...

 

What a surprise and a delight. I appreciate the gesture. Out of curiosity, how many points did I finish with? Cheers, my friend.
Edit:
I think it’s only right to designate Victory Sabre my opponent since he was the closest to winning…without winning.

 

Just send a box of PBR.

 

Still going to have my address and name though won’t it?

 

I thought you guessed me. Hmmm. Maybe I should have a better opinion of my own hinting abilities.

Speaking of that, y'all better invest in some industrial level thinking caps, what with @kemoarps being back amongst us.

 

Your total was 18 points out of a possible 20

@Victory_Sabre1973 and @BigIronH direct message me your shipping info

prosit!

 

I know I'll be diving into history and geography again with my hints. Can't wait to come up with said hints.

How the heck did I get 16. I just pulled those # out of my rear. Will do.

 

Could always lie at the counter when you ship out. It's possible that on at least one occasion I may have told someone that my address was 666 Bruce Lee Lane.

 

I’ve already been dishonest once today so once more can’t hurt. @BBThunderbolt

 

HINT #1 - at least one of my hints is a LIE!!!! It is up to you to decide If this hint is the truth or an actual lie itself

 

Not if you use a USPS self-serve kiosk......

 

Hell yes!!!

 

Youre getting pre BIF beers!

 

I've still yet to see one of those in my city. I always have to lie directly to someone when I ship.

 

Same here, though, being in a small town, the postal people know me, and look the other way.

 

Just ninja another person also, then people aren't sure if it's a ninja box or a target box.

 

And nobody wanted!