NBS BIF #16 Hints and Hauls: Sweet Sixteen - Teenage Lust Tastes Like Creamed Corn and Rolling Rock

I was trying to access it from a different computer one day, and didn't remember my password. Submitted a change request that didn't work. Contacted their service department. They got back to me 3 days later. Showed me how to do it. But, the screens they sent were not the screens that came up when I tried to do it, on 3 different devices (home laptop, work desktop, phone). Messaged them back. They get back to me 3 days later. Wash, rinse, repeat, 3 days reply time each time. By now, it was almost 3 weeks since I had last checked in a beer, and realized that I didn't miss it. Quit trying, and have not missed it a bit since.

 

Hint #1: the max output of the largest river in my targets state, is roughly equivalent to the largest river in my county.
#2: the longest river in my targets state is less 311 miles long.
#3: water from my targets state will touch at least 3 states, but no more than 11 states, before a river dumps it into an ocean.

 

And out. Nuts.

 

Hint 1: Michael Brown finished his basketball career as assistant coach for the Chicago Bulls in 2008.

Hint 2: At 6 feet, 10 inches tall, Michael Brown earned the nickname, “The New Washington Monument” while playing for George Washington University in the early 1980’s.

 

Hint #1: the max output of the largest river in my targets state, is roughly equivalent to the largest river in my county.
#2: the longest river in my targets state is less 311 miles long.
#3: water from my targets state will touch at least 3 states, but no more than 11 states, before a river dumps it into an ocean.
#4: my targets state has at least 11 examples of multiple rivers having the same name.

 

You might want to double check your math. Or, you might not. Either way, you are not eliminated.

 

My only dilemma was which Pitbull gif to use, there was too many to pick from.

 

Hint #2: my target and I seem very aligned in our beer nerd palates/strategies, and securing a representative sampling of beers that I enjoy and that I think my target will appreciate will probably make this my most productive and efficient BIFer since I began participating in the fall of 2016. It may even exceed my interaction with @woemad a few BIFers ago.

In other words, I am gonna f*ck up my target’s porch in a most egregious manner.

 

Are you my sender?

 

Probably.

Or maybe.

Or definitely not.

Or definitely yes.

 

Is Mrs. O my sender?

 

I can attest to the utter destruction leveled in CA.

 

No New Mexico?!?

 

Not a good prison name.

 

Dear @ovaltine target he’s not lying.

 

1) It could be worse.
2) Get rid of that Snickers bar costume.

 

My porch still whimpers when your name is mentioned.

 

Hmmm, ‘twas not maths that made me doubt, it is the occurrence of so many rivers with the same name. I’ll check again though.