NBS BIF #16 Hints and Hauls: Sweet Sixteen - Teenage Lust Tastes Like Creamed Corn and Rolling Rock

Hey, I've called him out twice already, and his wife once, and he keeps being"cute". We need to accept that he's not in a good place. We need to not trust his opinions on rivers, (nope, that was not even a hint or a clue) but, as we all should trust Jim Nabors, the river mentioned here is in play:

 

I've had 365 beers from Minnesota, so I believe that qualifies as having many beers from your state.

George Costanza agrees with me. His "Ah ha!" has been my way of saying I've eliminated you as my sender for 6 years of NBS BIFers now.

 

Dude, if that is true, ya owe your doc a little something extra, and all the various assistants a lil sumpin sumpin extra. Anybody a male trusts with their Wedding Tackle, and leaves no damage, that's worthy of the best tip ever.

Especially if the wife don't mind.....

Oh, and side hint: my target does not, as of this moment, have a shipping address near the Snake River. I reckon that rules out @colts9016 ......

 

You're not my target.

I think.

 

That's only 1 beer per day, for 1 teensy year.

Fucking slacker.

You, sir, are gonna regret the pairings in this round.

 

That does not preclude the possibility of me being your sender.

AGAIN.

For, wut? The 3rd official time? But, well.........

 

According to this you gave it a 4.05.

 

And thus it begins.

 

I have drank all 5 of these beers. Old Rasputin on nitro is a favorite. Just sent some of that Pliny to RI. No longer drink Founders or Goose Island for reasons.

 

Love this! Bill Raftery is one of my biggest joys during March Madness.

 

Well, that was back when I was a rookie. Or well, something.

 

Oh, they left damage. Supposedly it will be fine in 4 days. We talked college football the whole time until he did that one thing. Anyone here who’s had one knows which thing I’m talking about. The thing that hurts to high heaven. The thing that makes you question if you want him to move to the next side. Yeah, that was a tough ten minutes. But, yeah. I probably should have tipped him as you should anyone who touches it. Cheers.

 

Old Rasputin is my all time favorite on nitro. Most stouts lose a lot of character and get kinda bland on nitro, IMHO, whereas Old Rasputin just becomes a badass dessert when given the nitro treatment.

 

A strong contender is nitro Adam from Hair of the Dog, always on at Apex in Portland... until it runs out... forever.

 

Just a reminder: Chuck Berry is the one, true, King of Rock n Roll. Listening to some Chuck now, searching for a river reference, that might eliminate someone, while keeping most of y'all in play. As it happens, Chuck mostly sang about girls, cars, and girls. Thankfully, there's no member of this BIF who is from Mobile Alabama, who worked all day with a steel drivin' hammer, just to make some money for some brand new shoes, to help find somebody to chase away his blues. Let it rock!

 

Also, because you're just dying for this information: There are 25,597 beers that have only been reviewed by one of the members of this illustrious BIF (including @Coronaeus, of course, because he's totally in)

 

My friend told me to get a case of my favorite beer before mine. That plan apparently doesn’t work when you get open hernia surgery, I think it was 8 staples. To touch on your last post, the one good thing was that I was under while it happened. No football talk for me haha

Let me just say this, I do not recommend a double surgery around this parts to anyone.

Welcome to the club @BigIronH

You need more beer????