NBS BIF #16 Hints and Hauls: Sweet Sixteen - Teenage Lust Tastes Like Creamed Corn and Rolling Rock

No gathering of people named after my family in Murica, so out!

 

Nice symmetry!

 

And out! (Authoritatively!)

 

WTF???

 

And OUT! NOBODY comes to PA for funsies!

 

Hint #6

Hint #7

 

Hint #1: the max output of the largest river in my targets state, is roughly equivalent to the largest river in my county.
#2: the longest river in my targets state is less 311 miles long.
#3: water from my targets state will touch at least 3 states, but no more than 11 states, before a river dumps it into an ocean.
#4: my targets state has at least 11 examples of multiple rivers having the same name.
#5: a river near (let's say 75 miles) me, the Skagit River, is a few miles longer, and has a slightly higher (let's say within 1711 cubic feet per second) output than a river within the same parameters of my target, the xxxxxx River.
#6 is an elimination hint: if the 115 mile long river with an output of 2261 cu ft sec, that starts in the Laughlin Range, is wholly within your state, you are not my target.
#7: if your state has an Indian River, you are still alive.
#8; my state and my targets state share a minimum of 3 rivers with the same name. There are several others with names that are very similar (ie; Big or Little xxx river, different species of the the same creature, town names that may only be a letter or two different) as well.
#9: Elimination hint; not a river related hint, but still wet. My town just, mere moments ago, finished a test of the tsunami sirens. If your town has tsunami sirens, or you live in an area where a tsunami is possibility, you are not my target.

 

Hint #7: I'm not shipping East, based on either of my two home states.

 

I mentioned earlier in this thread that my favourite local lager maker, Godspeed (helmed by original Dieu du Ciel! Brewmaster Bim Lafontaine) is releasing a collaboration lager with Czechvar this Saturday. It turns out that Bim was up to a lot more on last year’s study trip to the Czech Republic!

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj8QzwBLKRd/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Exciting! The first time Pilsner Urquel has provided these barrels they make themselves to another brewery according to one of the comments.

I’m planning to order some of the collaboration beer while away this weekend, and should have it for my LIF box, in case you were on the fence about playing and like the lagers…

 

But do the local tsunami sirens go off?

 

I'm now adding human manatees to my database of possible band names.

 

FTFY.

 

Ha! I'm more of a Diamond Dave type of guy!

 

Touche.

 

Looks like no MN brews for me!

 

Hint #3: Switching subjects from geography to business and marketing.
I shared my recent news with y'all. The very good (the baby, obviously), and the frustratingly bad (the car, duh). We've had a lot of down time with the former, and so we've been watching a decent amount of television. We've seen a lot of commercials that pertain to the latter news listed above. Some of which my target may take specific umbrage at the accuracy of what's portrayed. Those ad-men and women gotta climb that corporate ladder, though, and it seems like sometimes you just throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks. Even ad-men and women gotta eat!

History class:
Hint #1
Hint #2

 

Hint - target and I (Ann arbor) are nearly equidistant to big water

 

Call that work! Geez like a kid in the candy store