NBS BIF #16 Hints and Hauls: Sweet Sixteen - Teenage Lust Tastes Like Creamed Corn and Rolling Rock

OK, I'm feeling generous, so let's switch subjects to pop culture studies and PE (or equivalents). This one works for multiple reasons. Supposedly, though, 'he' doesn't know. But there can be only one!

refresher:
first hint
then the second
here's the third
four wasn't that long ago

 

Never been to Indiana????? But we're The Crossroads of Indiana .....



Oh well, back to the drawing board.

 

Sorry, Bloomington was not it.

 

WTF?!? 'Murica done jumped the shark.

 

Somehow I missed clue 3... that is a HUGE neon arrow my direction. However, I thought some of the other hints precluded me... especially hint 5... Wasn't he almost a Spartan? Hmmm...

 

I think maybe that was not intentionally posted, so it feels like cheating... but to hell with it... Derek are you sending me beer??!?

 

Here's the entry list:
Roguer CT
Ozzylizard PA
Whyteboar MI
Roy_Hobbs MA
Victory_Sabre1973 MN
Kemoarps WA
Foundersasap MI
Beergoot CO
russpowell AR
superspak NC
Beersnake1 CA
BBThunderbolt WA
WunderLlama
ovaltine IN
BigIronH MI
MacMalt NJ
woemad WA
Dimidiata CA
2beerdogs CA

Potentially I have Ozzylizard, Whyteboar, Roy_Hobbs, Wunderllama, and Superspak left on my senders list. I've been Ozzy's target before, and both Wunderllama and Roy_Hobbs have sent me beer, although maybe not as an official couple. We'll see.

 

Hint #14
The NFL team I root for once spent a high draft pick on a player from near where my target resides. Bill Walsh was really high on that player. He was wrong to feel that way about him.

 

Ok troops, a change in plan.
Sender: I'm leaving in a couple of days for three weeks or so, so don't ship me any brews - when I know when I'll be back, I'll post it on here.

Target: I've decided to give up on the clues written in terza rima. From now on, just straight forward non-rhyming moments of sanity.

1. Hint the first of at least three:
Thus far our relationship has been one-way
Although I shipped to your state before thee.

2. Box one'll be shipped soon (ie before we leave) and'll be headed

https://fws-shared.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/website/auctions/items/full/894827_7.jpg

Box two+ will be headed back.

 

I'm going out on a limb, and ask if you're my sender?

 

No.

 

Oddly enough, Ted Nugent has some relatives just down the road a piece - A cousin of his used to work with me.

 

Thank you. With that, unless I wrongly excluded someone, @Roy_Hobbs is my sender.

 

Hint #8

Hint #9
Coming in at 9.5% ABV, Berry Monkey is a Fruited Sour Tripel Ale Brewing using imported malts and Belgian yeast. The addition of real raspberries adds a subtle sweetness and rose hue that complements the delightful tang. Berry Monkey is the ultimate addition to the Monkey crew.

 

You are not my target

 

Then I have no clue who it is. I am ready to be surprised.

 

Hint #10 - Chase Elliott, Alex Bowman and Denny Hamlin were the last three winners of the NASCAR race at this location. Even Derrike Cope won there once, many moons ago.

 

Lemme summarize and this should be my callout post:
1 my target has considerably more karma
2 target has not reviewed Odd Side Hazelnut but will have the chance very soon
3 target and I have history via trade, BIF, or ninja
4 undefeated Wolverines have beaten target states team this year
5 beer will cross 4 state lines
6 target and I are nearly equidistant from big water

 

It's a great sport; the ultimate team sport. Our family highlight was when our son rowed in a 4 at the Henley Royal Regatta in England in 2014. They won their first dual race against the University of London and my wife and I were able to view the race from the official's launch. It was a blast!